Never fear Officer O'Neal is here

[RocketsDWM]

I remember when Shaq first announced that he was interested in law enforcement. If I'm not mistaken, he mentioned that he was interested in becoming an undercover officer.

I immediately started laughing at the idea of Shaq becoming an undercover officer. He is so big and well known, that it would be impossible to go undercover, especially after he made his interest in law enforcement public. I mean, imagine you are intending to sell drugs, and you walk into the room, and you see Shaq sitting there.

Anyhow, he'll make a great uniform officer. However, his status makes the job a lot more dangerous. He will more than likely be targeted by criminals, and harassed often.

Something tells me he would be able to handle that...

[RocketsDWM]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Post of the month.

[RWLongy4]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Yikes, I've posted like 10 times today... I'd better get myself to the gym.

[joelamosobadiah]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Yikes, I've posted like 10 times today... I'd better get myself to the gym.

Well, then you're doing good. I've probably posted like 40.

Man, I am going to have a heck of a cafe hangover tomorrow.

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

No kidding about the crying! I'm probably one of the more "massive" guys here at 6'3" and 320, and I think he'd still just crumple me up into a ball. I'd be running as fast as I could the other way...

wow...speaking of people i wouldnt take a charge against in basketball

[steelerfan513]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Post of the month.

Post of the year.

[joelamosobadiah]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Post of the month.

Post of the year.

It's ONLY January.

[RocketsDWM]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Post of the month.

Post of the year.

That took me awhile to comprehend.

[steelerfan513]

Damn Knapp, 320.....you could probably eat me and I'm a Pacific Islander.

I'd be 250 if I spent less time on the Cafe. That may be a goal coming up here soon...

...

320-250 = 70

70pounds/8734 posts = .008 pounds gained per post.

KEEP THAT IN MIND the next time you click submit...

Post of the month.

Post of the year.

It's ONLY January.

What's your point?

[Omaha Red Sox]

Did he scream 'SHAQ ATTACK!' or 'do you want me to pass it...' when apprehending the guy? Because that wouldn't make it a very scary situation at all.