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Postby SeaWolf » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:51 pm

Do you want it from just some plain barista, or would you rather drive a little further to have your barista in a bikini? link

[quote]Coffee-stand owner John Cambroto couldn’t compete against the beautiful bikini-clad women selling espresso up the road.

“We had a much better atmosphere, good coffee. Unfortunately, they ran around half-naked and we didn’t,â€
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:10 pm

haha catchy idea
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Postby Munboy » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:32 pm

What do you get when you cross Starbucks and Hooters, Alex.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:37 pm

Yeeeeah, that really does NOTHING for me. :-/
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Postby BGbootha » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:00 am

yeah this was in the paper this morning...I just love the names...

Cowgirl Cofee
and my favorite...Natte Latte
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:05 am

There are some things that just don't mix. Food and sexy girls are two of them.

I'm a big fan of coffee, and I'm all for pretty girls, but when I want my cup of joe in the morning I'd prefer that the person who hands it to me is fully clothed, thanks.

There's something kind of dirty and nasty (not in a good way, you sickos) about a nearly-naked person preparing something I'm going to eat and then serving it to me. Yuck.
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:36 am

knapplc wrote:There are some things that just don't mix. Food and sexy girls are two of them.

I'm a big fan of coffee, and I'm all for pretty girls, but when I want my cup of joe in the morning I'd prefer that the person who hands it to me is fully clothed, thanks.

There's something kind of dirty and nasty (not in a good way, you sickos) about a nearly-naked person preparing something I'm going to eat and then serving it to me. Yuck.


As long as they keep thier hands off certain parts of thier body. Somepeople may even want the extra flavoring. :-o

What's to say the next hamburger you eat wasn't made my some kid who just wiped his nose. :-P
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:08 am

I was thinking that someone dude could try to get ajob there, probably get turned down and then could have a discrimination lawsuit.

as far as nearly nude chicks making me coffee, it happens all the time. ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:36 am

knapplc wrote:There are some things that just don't mix. Food and sexy girls are two of them.

I'm a big fan of coffee, and I'm all for pretty girls, but when I want my cup of joe in the morning I'd prefer that the person who hands it to me is fully clothed, thanks.

There's something kind of dirty and nasty (not in a good way, you sickos) about a nearly-naked person preparing something I'm going to eat and then serving it to me. Yuck.


Difference here is the girl serving you would be a stranger. I bet if it was your wife you'd think differently. I know I do. :-D
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:34 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
knapplc wrote:There are some things that just don't mix. Food and sexy girls are two of them.

I'm a big fan of coffee, and I'm all for pretty girls, but when I want my cup of joe in the morning I'd prefer that the person who hands it to me is fully clothed, thanks.

There's something kind of dirty and nasty (not in a good way, you sickos) about a nearly-naked person preparing something I'm going to eat and then serving it to me. Yuck.


Difference here is the girl serving you would be a stranger. I bet if it was your wife you'd think differently. I know I do. :-D

Of course. Wives are completely different. That doesn't change the fact that I don't want some scantily clad woman I don't know serving me food, though.
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