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Postby KoRnholio » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:01 pm

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says."For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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Re: Government Job

Postby Metroid » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:50 pm

KoRnholio wrote:
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says."For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


Funny. :-b
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:35 pm

haha, very nice, i must say
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Postby bobbing_headz » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:58 pm

I like, I like :-D
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Postby steelerfan513 » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:15 am

Heard it before, but it's still funny. ;-D
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Postby Karoz » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:48 am

Read that and had a good laugh. :-b
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:53 am

haha, that's great. :-b
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