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Postby FBBVirgin » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:00 pm

A spokesman for the international division of animal death investigations of america (IDADIA) just released the following statement...

"Despite originally announcements that the death of Barbaro was due to euthinization (sic), we here at IDADIA have determined the true cause of death. It is now apparent that Barbaro was heading to Miami for superbowl XLI when he was mauled by a Bear. While this has absolutely nothing to do with the crime, the Bear was a Blue and Orange colored bear. The Colt stood no chance against the Bear. The entire ordeal took about 60 minutes, but for some reason the 2 stopped fighting while commercials aired on a nearby tv. About halfway through the mauling that was taking place, Prince showed up and began singing an awful song. We should all mourn the death of the colt, but at the same time we all stand in awe of the physical specimen that is this great Bear. The poor Colt stood no chance. Thank you"
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Postby RWLongy4 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:05 pm

FBBVirgin wrote:A spokesman for the international division of animal death investigations of america (IDADIA) just released the following statement...

"Despite originally announcements that the death of Barbaro was due to euthinization (sic), we here at IDADIA have determined the true cause of death. It is now apparent that Barbaro was heading to Miami for superbowl XLI when he was mauled by a Bear. While this has absolutely nothing to do with the crime, the Bear was a Blue and Orange colored bear. The Colt stood no chance against the Bear. The entire ordeal took about 60 minutes, but for some reason the 2 stopped fighting while commercials aired on a nearby tv. About halfway through the mauling that was taking place, Prince showed up and began singing an awful song. We should all mourn the death of the colt, but at the same time we all stand in awe of the physical specimen that is this great Bear. The poor Colt stood no chance. Thank you"


In a surprise turn of events though just when it looked like the Colt was no more, the Colt's Jockey Peyton Manning picked the Colt up on his shoulders and single handedly demolished the bear with his "laser rocket arm" :-)
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Postby FBBVirgin » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:17 pm

All the while, a group of skinny, pathetic lions congregated nearby to watch the match. Sadly, those Lions new that they would never get the chance to experience what the Bear and the Colt were going through.
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Postby RWLongy4 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:20 pm

And the Lions never would know that feeling as long as they had Matt Millen leading the pack.
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Postby Warhawk » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:30 pm

And a flock of Cardinals also stood nearby watching, as nobody knows what the hell a Cardinal is supposed to do in a fight.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:32 pm

And a Steelers fan observed it all wondering why all these stupid puns were really necessary. :-b
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Postby Metroid » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:36 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:And a Steelers fan observed it all wondering why all these stupid puns were really necessary. :-b


Why is everything unnecessary to you tonight. :-b
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Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:37 pm

Metroid wrote:
steelerfan513 wrote:And a Steelers fan observed it all wondering why all these stupid puns were really necessary. :-b


Why is everything unnecessary to you tonight. :-b


Well what you said was DEFINITELY unnecessary. :-b :-o
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Postby Metroid » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:38 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:
Metroid wrote:
steelerfan513 wrote:And a Steelers fan observed it all wondering why all these stupid puns were really necessary. :-b


Why is everything unnecessary to you tonight. :-b


Well what you said was DEFINITELY unnecessary. :-b :-o


It was but it was funny. Well to me it was funny. ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:42 pm

This is for pretty much this whole thread:

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