First a Crackhead Principal, Now This...

[Popcynical]

Hahaha... well that's just horrible luck for you.

[sammyj1404]

some people are just so damn stupid...this is pretty funny though. i love the comment though "she learned her lesson...program your dealers into your phone" haha

[knapplc]

We had someone try to steal the ATM at the little strip mall near our cottage a few years back by attaching a chain to the back of his pickup and trying to yank the thing out of its moorings... Unfortunately for our brilliant criminal, the machine was stronger than his truck, and the chain yanked his bumper off instead. Said genius then proceeded to book it out of there, neglecting to collect said bumper and HIS LICENSE PLATE from the ground first

That is awesome. And yes, I can totally see someone doing that.

[Omaha Red Sox]

However, we did have a cop come into our class when I was in high school and advise us that if we were going to steal/rob anything it should be ATM machines.

Well, that makes sense because it would most likely be strictly a property crime in that case...

We had someone try to steal the ATM at the little strip mall near our cottage a few years back by attaching a chain to the back of his pickup and trying to yank the thing out of its moorings... Unfortunately for our brilliant criminal, the machine was stronger than his truck, and the chain yanked his bumper off instead. Said genius then proceeded to book it out of there, neglecting to collect said bumper and HIS LICENSE PLATE from the ground first

That's hilarious.

I would have tossed my bumper in the bed before I took off.

[joelamosobadiah]

However, we did have a cop come into our class when I was in high school and advise us that if we were going to steal/rob anything it should be ATM machines.

Well, that makes sense because it would most likely be strictly a property crime in that case...

We had someone try to steal the ATM at the little strip mall near our cottage a few years back by attaching a chain to the back of his pickup and trying to yank the thing out of its moorings... Unfortunately for our brilliant criminal, the machine was stronger than his truck, and the chain yanked his bumper off instead. Said genius then proceeded to book it out of there, neglecting to collect said bumper and HIS LICENSE PLATE from the ground first

That's hilarious.

I would have tossed my bumper in the bed before I took off.

Yeah, well I wouldn't have tried it in the first place.

[Popcynical]

However, we did have a cop come into our class when I was in high school and advise us that if we were going to steal/rob anything it should be ATM machines.

Well, that makes sense because it would most likely be strictly a property crime in that case...

We had someone try to steal the ATM at the little strip mall near our cottage a few years back by attaching a chain to the back of his pickup and trying to yank the thing out of its moorings... Unfortunately for our brilliant criminal, the machine was stronger than his truck, and the chain yanked his bumper off instead. Said genius then proceeded to book it out of there, neglecting to collect said bumper and HIS LICENSE PLATE from the ground first

That's hilarious.

I would have tossed my bumper in the bed before I took off.

Yeah, well I wouldn't have tried it in the first place.

Winner.

[Omaha Red Sox]

However, we did have a cop come into our class when I was in high school and advise us that if we were going to steal/rob anything it should be ATM machines.

Well, that makes sense because it would most likely be strictly a property crime in that case...

We had someone try to steal the ATM at the little strip mall near our cottage a few years back by attaching a chain to the back of his pickup and trying to yank the thing out of its moorings... Unfortunately for our brilliant criminal, the machine was stronger than his truck, and the chain yanked his bumper off instead. Said genius then proceeded to book it out of there, neglecting to collect said bumper and HIS LICENSE PLATE from the ground first

That's hilarious.

I would have tossed my bumper in the bed before I took off.

Yeah, well I wouldn't have tried it in the first place.

Winner.

Joel just doesn't know how to have fun is all. I bet, when he was a kid and somebody said "everybody's doing it", I bet he said "no". What a loser.