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Postby stomperrob » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:49 pm

Have I got a girl for you!!!

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Lee Redmond of the U.S. won entry into
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on September 28, 2006 with the world's longest fingernails
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Postby m16a » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:51 pm

i saw that in guinness book of world records. i find that completely and utterly scary...
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Postby BlueBandit24 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:06 pm

I don't get how you function like that. Your hands would be basically useless since nails would get in the way all the time.
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Postby The_Captain » Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:43 pm

BlueBandit24 wrote:I don't get how you function like that. Your hands would be basically useless since nails would get in the way all the time.


Exactly what I was thinking - everyday task would be a real challenge with nails that long.

I wonder how long it took for them to grow to that length?
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Postby beanoX3 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:06 pm

Nails that long have got to be pretty brittle too. :-?

Someone probably has to wipe for her when she goes to the bathroom. Unless she has a bidet or something.
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Postby RWLongy4 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:07 pm

what would you say the odds are that she posts at the cafe :-b
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Postby dream_017 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:24 am

RWLongy4 wrote:what would you say the odds are that she posts at the cafe :-b


...and which finger does she use to hit the space bar :-b
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Postby knapplc » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:46 am

I think that is hideous. :-P
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:29 am

Yeah, I saw a documentary on the guy who held it last and his fingernails at the base were nearly the size of his fingers and they were huge, brown and nasty. They looked more like cables than nails. He had to turn over in bed every 30 minutes or he would lose circulation to his hands.

He said that the nails would have to be cut with a hacksaw, but the procedure would be too painful to get them removed. It was hideous. WAY worse than this. :-P
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:52 am

WHY?! 8-o
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