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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:36 pm

so today is my last day here at work, coworker takes me to lunch at this chipotle type place called koboda, i get a steak quesidllia.

We return.
so i'm sitting here doing an exit survey, out of the kindness of my heart, and the wave unconfortableness washes over me. my stomache gurgles and bubbles letting me know lunch needs to make a return.

i truck it to the bathroom grab the good ol seat cover drop trow and wosh. ahhhhhhh certain relief.
i'm sitting there in my stink, and think "F this place i'm leaving a deuce." and then i thought "what about the innocent custodian, F her too. I'm outta here."

I wiped up, washed the hands and never a flush was heard for
I left the deuce. ;-D
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Postby sammyj1404 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:40 pm

haha thats awesome ;-D
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Postby Kilroy » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:41 pm

Ah, the sweet smell of revenge. :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:44 pm

Well thank God you washed your hands!!! ;-D :-b

Qdoba has some tasty grub that's for sure....
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Postby knapplc » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:52 pm

Why is today your last day? New job?
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Postby Jimboozie » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:00 pm

knapplc wrote:Why is today your last day? New job?


You didn't hear?! RW got accepted as a Chipendale's dancer!! 8-o ;-D
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:01 pm

knapplc wrote:Why is today your last day? New job?


cause the suck!

re orging the company and i didn't make the new re org chart :-/ :-#

shoulda seen the writing on the wall when the CEO got axed last month and started looking then but I was optimistic. oh well that's the breaks of corporate america.
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Postby The Balanced Man » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:03 pm

Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet. :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:06 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet. :-b


ROFL! Thank god I put my coffee down before reading that! :-b

I've never heard "drop a duece" before so I'll have to try that at home and see how the wife reacts to it....
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:07 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet. :-b


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