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Postby joelamosobadiah » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:40 pm

I dropped a deuce once when the coach wouldn't let me play and sat me on the bench for the entire game. It kinda backfired though. :-?
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Postby knapplc » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:42 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet. :-b


I laugh, but my wife would have no idea what that meant either.

Good story. ;-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:43 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet. :-b


that's the best part of it...
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Postby Metroid » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:07 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"


Well actually it's an ancient Chinese tradition to bless your bowl movements with a struck match before flushing.
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Postby beanoX3 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:00 pm

The effect would have been better had you left your deuce on your chair. Or better yet, put it in a manila envelope and then have it circulated as an office memo.
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Postby Deuce » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:10 pm

Can I get a rename on this.

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Postby treat24 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:30 pm

nasty, but i've done it before... everyone has to do it once...
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Postby aaawall91 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:04 pm

Deuce wrote:Can I get a rename on this.

lol


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Postby Jimboozie » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:30 pm

treat24 wrote:nasty, but i've done it before... everyone has to do it once...


I used to do it all the time at my old job. It was on the graveyard shift. One of my fellow coworkers, who I didn't like much, would drop a deuce everynight around 2 am. So I got into the habit of going right before 2 and leaving him a big suprise!!

:-D :-D
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Postby Metroid » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:31 pm

Jimboozie wrote:
treat24 wrote:nasty, but i've done it before... everyone has to do it once...


I used to do it all the time at my old job. It was on the graveyard shift. One of my fellow coworkers, who I didn't like much, would drop a deuce everynight around 2 am. So I got into the habit of going right before 2 and leaving him a big suprise!!

:-D :-D

Ever hooks somebody up with a top shelf AKA upper decker? :-D
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