I Left a Deuce

[joelamosobadiah]

I dropped a deuce once when the coach wouldn't let me play and sat me on the bench for the entire game. It kinda backfired though.

[knapplc]

Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet.

I laugh, but my wife would have no idea what that meant either.

Good story.

[Dan Lambskin]

Ha! My wife and I were visiting a friend in New York over the weekend. She went to his bathroom, and there were matches there. She came out, and asked my friend what the matches were for.

Friend: "It's for when you drop Duece"

Wife: "What's a Duece?"

Friend: "You know, number 2?"

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

ROFL I haven't let her live it down yet.

that's the best part of it...

[Metroid]

Wife: "Oooooooh. So, what, you light a match to celebrate or something?"

Well actually it's an ancient Chinese tradition to bless your bowl movements with a struck match before flushing.

[beanoX3]

The effect would have been better had you left your deuce on your chair. Or better yet, put it in a manila envelope and then have it circulated as an office memo.

[Deuce]

Can I get a rename on this.

lol

[treat24]

nasty, but i've done it before... everyone has to do it once...

[aaawall91]

Can I get a rename on this.

lol

lmao, Welcome to the Cafe!

[Jimboozie]

nasty, but i've done it before... everyone has to do it once...

I used to do it all the time at my old job. It was on the graveyard shift. One of my fellow coworkers, who I didn't like much, would drop a deuce everynight around 2 am. So I got into the habit of going right before 2 and leaving him a big suprise!!

[Metroid]

nasty, but i've done it before... everyone has to do it once...

I used to do it all the time at my old job. It was on the graveyard shift. One of my fellow coworkers, who I didn't like much, would drop a deuce everynight around 2 am. So I got into the habit of going right before 2 and leaving him a big suprise!!

Ever hooks somebody up with a top shelf AKA upper decker?