I Left a Deuce

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

It's really weird going from a serious thread to this one...

But that's the beauty of the cafe.

This is true

[Omaha Red Sox]

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.

I haven't either, just not my style.

[The_Captain]

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.

My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...

[Metroid]

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.

My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...

I like to use "growing a tail."

[beanoX3]

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.

My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...

I like to use "growing a tail."

I can imagine Met yelling out "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" every time he dropped a deuce. It just fits, for some reason.

[m16a]

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.

My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...

I like to use "growing a tail."

I can imagine Met yelling out "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" every time he dropped a deuce. It just fits, for some reason.

ROFL

[stomperrob]

I've never done it - but always swore I would have left one on the bosses desk if I won the lottery 'cause he was such a jerk - a nice 3-coiler with a DQ twist on the end!

[Twisted Sister]

Ok, since you guys brought this up:

Riddle me this, how does one leave a "duece" in the bowl with no evidence of toilet paper??

I've seen this quite a few times

[beanoX3]

Ok, since you guys brought this up:

Riddle me this, how does one leave a "duece" in the bowl with no evidence of toilet paper??

I've seen this quite a few times

I've seen it quite often too. The toilet flushes the tp down, but the deuce manages to stay. Happens with low flow toilets I guess.