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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:35 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:It's really weird going from a serious thread to this one...


But that's the beauty of the cafe. :-b ;-D


This is true :-b ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:03 am

My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:26 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


I haven't either, just not my style.
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Postby The_Captain » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:26 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...
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Postby Metroid » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:52 pm

The_Captain wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...


I like to use "growing a tail." 8-o :-b
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Postby beanoX3 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:00 pm

Metroid wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...


I like to use "growing a tail." 8-o :-b

I can imagine Met yelling out "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" every time he dropped a deuce. It just fits, for some reason.



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Postby m16a » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:34 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
Metroid wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...


I like to use "growing a tail." 8-o :-b

I can imagine Met yelling out "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" every time he dropped a deuce. It just fits, for some reason.



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Postby stomperrob » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:28 am

I've never done it - but always swore I would have left one on the bosses desk if I won the lottery 'cause he was such a jerk - a nice 3-coiler with a DQ twist on the end!
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Postby Twisted Sister » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:52 pm

Ok, since you guys brought this up:

Riddle me this, how does one leave a "duece" in the bowl with no evidence of toilet paper??

I've seen this quite a few times 8-o :-? :-P
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Postby beanoX3 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:56 pm

Twisted Sister wrote:Ok, since you guys brought this up:

Riddle me this, how does one leave a "duece" in the bowl with no evidence of toilet paper??

I've seen this quite a few times 8-o :-? :-P

I've seen it quite often too. The toilet flushes the tp down, but the deuce manages to stay. Happens with low flow toilets I guess.
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