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Postby Metroid » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:16 pm

Twisted Sister wrote:Ok, since you guys brought this up:

Riddle me this, how does one leave a "duece" in the bowl with no evidence of toilet paper??

I've seen this quite a few times 8-o :-? :-P

Whats this "toilet paper" stuff you speak of. O:-)

I kid, I kid. :-b

I think beanos assumption sounds pretty good. If somebody isn't wiping thats just wrong. :-P :-t
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Postby beanoX3 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:01 pm

There's also another possibility. Maybe the deuce is so big that it doesn't fit quite right down the bend of the pipe, staying in the bowl. Not that I've ever left such a huge deuce mind you. I'm just hypothesizing... :-B




This word, "deuce" has been stuck in my head ever since the birth of this thread. People have commented that I've been using it a lot lately, lol.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:13 pm

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Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...


Browns and the Super Bowl in the same phrase just doesn't make sense. ;-)
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:31 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...


Browns and the Super Bowl in the same phrase just doesn't make sense. ;-)


Haha, my thoughts exactly.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:03 pm

Twisted Sister wrote:Ok, since you guys brought this up:

Riddle me this, how does one leave a "duece" in the bowl with no evidence of toilet paper??

I've seen this quite a few times 8-o :-? :-P


That's what the trash can is for silly. :-B ;-7
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Postby Deuce » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:25 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
steelerfan513 wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My wife wouldn't know what 'dropping a deuce' was either, but I may have to try that one on her. She is now familiar with 'dropping the kids at the pool' though.

Honestly, I've never left my stuff floating for the next to discover. I don't plan to either.


My wife is also familiar with the fan favorites like, "Dropping the kids at the pool", "mailing a package", "pinching a loaf" and "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", but I'll to drop that one on her sometime.

I could never intentionally leave a floater or a sinker for another to find and I HATE finding them. There's a couple of guys at my office who leave poop-schrapnel all over the place...


Browns and the Super Bowl in the same phrase just doesn't make sense. ;-)


Haha, my thoughts exactly.


Browns in the Super Bowl, kinda sounds like the description of a 'DEUCE'.
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