aaawall91 wrote:I'd be willing to make her some tea to cool down with.
I'd whip her up a batch of mayonnaise....homemade style!
You would have to wait until I
give her my
homemade mayonnaise first. I'll make sure that she has a napkin, so that she won't be covered with my delicious batch of mayonnaise when you go to see her.
Yes, I'm talking about actual mayonnaise.