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Postby SeaWolf » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:31 pm

I've heard jokes about doing this, but for someone to do that in real life. :-P
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Postby Kilroy » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:39 pm

Um.....well.....uh...... 8-o
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:02 am

Ozzy snorts ants, Keith snorts his dad. You'd think the first part of that sentence was the weirdest thing you'd ever heard, but, nope. Leave it to good ol' Keith to blow ant snorting right out of the water. :-°
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Postby FBBVirgin » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:09 am

Snorting ants and your dead father is just like sleeping with roadkill and masterbating with thumb tacks...both are nothing compared to beating the elderly with your stepfathers rotted fake leg...you hear me?
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:45 am

I don't even need to click the link because I saw this article at work today. Entertainment Weekly is one of the magazines that we do customer service for. Nothing rock stars do surprises me anymore. I have a feeling this is why Keith isn't dead yet. :-b
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Postby treat24 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:22 am

it was all over the radio that he said it as a joke and the story is false
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:39 am

treat24 wrote:it was all over the radio that he said it as a joke and the story is false


Pshhhhhh, I think he is more believable saying he did it than saying he didn't do it. :-B
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Postby Metroid » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:15 am

flotsamnjetsam wrote: I have a feeling this is why Keith isn't dead yet. :-b


Ha thats funny. :-b

Keith died like 10 years ago, he was implanted with a robot just like Al Davis. ;-)
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Postby Alkaholik » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:52 am

pshhhh....lightweight


i've snorted way worse.
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Postby stomperrob » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:29 pm

Atog wrote:Woah... :-B


Whoa - why do so many people here spell it woah???



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