Ozzy snorts ants, Keith snorts his dad. You'd think the first part of that sentence was the weirdest thing you'd ever heard, but, nope. Leave it to good ol' Keith to blow ant snorting right out of the water.
Snorting ants and your dead father is just like sleeping with roadkill and masterbating with thumb tacks...both are nothing compared to beating the elderly with your stepfathers rotted fake leg...you hear me?
I don't even need to click the link because I saw this article at work today. Entertainment Weekly is one of the magazines that we do customer service for. Nothing rock stars do surprises me anymore. I have a feeling this is why Keith isn't dead yet.