SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD (Reuters) – A local man is in custody after having been caught posting on an Internet forum over 7,000 times.
Authorities suspect the man is a Florida Gators fan, and that he quite possibly has a fixation on the number 72, although exactly why is unclear.
“He’s pretty cool,” said a police spokesman. “I’m actually not sure why we arrested him. Maybe it’s because he stole all of that weinerschnitzel?”
The local magistrate has set bail at 7,000 monetary units. Friends are encouraged to bail him out ASAP with some kind words.
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