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Postby BGbootha » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:51 pm

The Power of Beer


A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as
well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then
bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink
again. The patrons chant "Take another drink !" The bartender
continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two
arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another
drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to
polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the
amazing scene.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches
down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two
legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy
stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to
the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,






















(Wait for it)











(It's coming)











(Ya ready?)











(Don't hate me)











(Ya gonna hate me)











(Take a deep breath)











"He should've quit while he was a head!"
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Postby moonhead » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:53 pm

brutal. :-b
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Postby SeaWolf » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:54 pm

I've heard that one before, but couldn't remember the punch line.

:-b ;-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:58 pm

i've heard that one before but forgot the punchline...nice ;-D

reminds me of the one about the string.

a piece of string walks into a bar...the bartender says we dont serves string here and asks him to leave

next day the string comes back, bartender says "i told you we dont serve string here, no get out"

so the next day the string ties him self in two and frazzles up his ends and walks into the bar and orders a drink. the bartender says..."hey, arent you that piece of string i keep throwing out of here?"

and the string says































Nope...I'm a frayed knot :-B
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Postby moonhead » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:00 pm

was anyone else waiting for him to sprout a penis after a drink of beer? :-B 8-o
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Postby dream_017 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:05 pm

SeaWolf wrote:I've heard that one before, but couldn't remember the punch line.

:-b ;-D


Same here....it was worth the wait :-b
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:11 pm

Hahahahahahahha. Nice. :-b ;-D :-b ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:13 pm

moonhead wrote:was anyone else waiting for him to sprout a penis after a drink of beer? :-B 8-o


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that! :-b
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:20 pm

knapplc wrote:
moonhead wrote:was anyone else waiting for him to sprout a penis after a drink of beer? :-B 8-o


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that! :-b


Me too!!!!
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Postby Karoz » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:24 pm

moonhead wrote:was anyone else waiting for him to sprout a penis after a drink of beer? :-B 8-o


Probably... I know that I was. :-b

I hope that the person who made the joke just forgot to include that part. I mean, that would be an awful thing to have happen to the kid. I mean, you get arms, legs, and a torso, and your hope of living a normal life suddenly skyrockets. Then, BAM, you realize that you have no thing-a-ma-jig, and that you will be considered a freak for the rest of your life.
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