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Postby knapplc » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:21 pm

A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:

Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.


He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table, eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted, "LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"
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Postby treat24 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:24 pm

i liked this one... gotta remember that :-b ;-D
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Postby Dawinner127 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:26 pm

Lol! That's is pretty funny.
A win next week and all is forgotten.
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Postby BlueBandit24 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:28 pm

Nice. ;-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:48 pm

Hehe, at least his heart's in the right place.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:41 pm

HAHA, first time I have heard a story of a drunk saying the RIGHT thing on accident. :-b
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:45 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:HAHA, first time I have heard a story of a drunk saying the RIGHT thing on accident. :-b


Nice call :-b ;-D
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Postby deerayfan072 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Thats awesome ;-D

My wife still would have left me on the floor to throw up though :-b
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Postby dgan » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:48 am

That's awesome. ;-D
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Postby m16a » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:51 am

I must be really stupid because I don't get it. :-? Can someone explain?
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