On my dead lynched body there is a note:
It says the following:
Thank you all very much for suspecting me. I was just out having a normal day of walking in the park, heading for my tennis match, when I overheard your scheming. This town is going downhill. Since the only way you could find this is if I get lynched... I must be dead. Accordingly, you've just sealed all of your fates. An ISK and werewolves are on the prowl still... and two more of you will be dead by morning. See my aspiration for life below:
Thank you for lynching a normal, average, tennis playing,
citizen (townie if you will)... for nothing, after I repeatedly and truthfully told of my innocence.
You will likely not survive because of your mistake.
Yours In Death,
danleroi22