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Postby beanoX3 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:33 pm

treat24 wrote:
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Karoz wrote:For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well. ;-)

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil. B-)


would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

Only if she started singing. }:-)
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Postby Metroid » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:34 pm

treat24 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:
Karoz wrote:For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well. ;-)

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil. B-)


would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...


I think he means he'd beat her in an area near her legs but it wouldn't be with a cane. :-b
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Postby treat24 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:34 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
treat24 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:
Karoz wrote:For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well. ;-)

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil. B-)


would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

Only if she started singing. }:-)


she can sing?
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Postby moonhead » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:36 pm

treat24 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:
treat24 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:
Karoz wrote:For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well. ;-)

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil. B-)


would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

Only if she started singing. }:-)


she can sing?


it sometimes sounds like singing. oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! :-D
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Postby stomperrob » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:59 pm

Metroid wrote:
treat24 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:
Karoz wrote:For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well. ;-)

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil. B-)


would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...


I think he means he'd beat her in an area near her legs but it wouldn't be with a cane. :-b


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Postby mrblitz » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:20 pm

Good for her. I think I should start being paid to post at the Cafe. :-b
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Postby McPeePants » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:35 am

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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:48 pm

all i can think of anymore when i hear her name is the South Park episode Fat Butt and Pancake Head (that is the best episode name ever)
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