Jennifer Lopez gets $2 million to sing at birthday party

[beanoX3]

For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well.

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil.

would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

Only if she started singing.

[Metroid]

For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well.

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil.

would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

I think he means he'd beat her in an area near her legs but it wouldn't be with a cane.

[treat24]

For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well.

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil.

would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

Only if she started singing.

she can sing?

[moonhead]

For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well.

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil.

would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

Only if she started singing.

she can sing?

it sometimes sounds like singing. oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

[stomperrob]

For $2 million, she would have to do other things for me as well.

Yup. J-Lo wouldn't be walking straight for a week if I was ever drunk enough to pay her $2 million. Not that I have anywhere near $2 mil.

would you beat her legs with a cane... that's what i'm assuming...

I think he means he'd beat her in an area near her legs but it wouldn't be with a cane.

[mrblitz]

Good for her. I think I should start being paid to post at the Cafe.

[McPeePants]

She is Duke of New York, A #1

[Dan Lambskin]

all i can think of anymore when i hear her name is the South Park episode Fat Butt and Pancake Head (that is the best episode name ever)