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Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:28 pm

sox 06 wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:
knapplc wrote:What, she can't get the guy a smoke? She's too good for him or what?

Serves her right. Shoulda' cut the house in half and hauled his half off.



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HAHA

But wow, why? I mean, this guy had to be under the influence of something, right? I guess he just has major anger issues. 8-o

Yeah he was intoxicated,

Eric D. Marienau, 48, of Sandpoint, was jailed for investigation of aggravated assault and driving while intoxicated


ahhhhh, didn't see that. That explains a lot. :-b
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Postby ShoelessJoe » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:22 pm

knapplc wrote:What, she can't get the guy a smoke? She's too good for him or what?

Serves her right. Shoulda' cut the house in half and hauled his half off.



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I know that you're kidding, but the sad thing is that this was the first thing that came to my mind. I need serious therapy.
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Postby knapplc » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:05 pm

ShoelessJoe wrote:
knapplc wrote:What, she can't get the guy a smoke? She's too good for him or what?

Serves her right. Shoulda' cut the house in half and hauled his half off.



:-B


I know that you're kidding, but the sad thing is that this was the first thing that came to my mind. I need serious therapy.


I'll give you the number to my therapist. She's good, and she's hot. :-b
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Postby stomperrob » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:39 am

knapplc wrote:
ShoelessJoe wrote:
knapplc wrote:What, she can't get the guy a smoke? She's too good for him or what?

Serves her right. Shoulda' cut the house in half and hauled his half off.



:-B


I know that you're kidding, but the sad thing is that this was the first thing that came to my mind. I need serious therapy.


I'll give you the number to my therapist. She's good, and she's hot. :-b


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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:09 am

She should've just given him a cigarette. Serves her right.
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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:01 am

knapplc wrote:
ShoelessJoe wrote:
knapplc wrote:What, she can't get the guy a smoke? She's too good for him or what?

Serves her right. Shoulda' cut the house in half and hauled his half off.



:-B


I know that you're kidding, but the sad thing is that this was the first thing that came to my mind. I need serious therapy.


I'll give you the number to my therapist. She's good, and she's hot. :-b


Geico.com, so easy a therapist could do it.

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How hot? O:-)
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:42 am

She's hot enough that I've considered not seeing her any more because of the distraction. 5'11" blonde with nice legs, and she's always wearing these skirts.
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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:43 am

knapplc wrote:She's hot enough that I've considered not seeing her any more because of the distraction. 5'11" blonde with nice legs, and she's always wearing these skirts.


I think I might need to see her. O:-)

I have mental problems O:-) . I doubt anyone would disagree with that assessment !+) , so that should be enough to get me in the door. :-D
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:30 am

Madison wrote:I have mental problems

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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:32 am

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Madison wrote:I have mental problems

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You are a geek Knapp. ;-7 :-b

LOL, I just realized that I was typing that as I was doing JAVA programming homework. :-B
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