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***KBB Elite Eight*** -- Maximus vs. Batman

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Which character would be best suited to kill Jack Bauer?

Poll ended at Thu May 03, 2007 11:00 am

Maximus
10
42%
Batman
14
58%
 
Total votes : 24

Postby moonhead » Wed May 02, 2007 3:56 pm

knapplc wrote:Explain this:
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i already did. stupid joel schumacher.
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 02, 2007 3:56 pm

I find it bizarre and distasteful that you erased Batman's fake rubber nipple to prove a point.

Ewwww. :-{
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 3:58 pm

OK guys, I took the liberty of running a very professional battle simulation between these very capable candidates.

The first battle was so embarrasing that I don't dare show it here. It was in Gotham City and Batman absolutely killed Max.

So I changed the location to a neutral field. No luck. It only slowed down Maximus' death by 3.7 seconds, increasing it to 12.4 seconds. 8-o

So after deliberating on how to proceed and after a couple of tries, I finally came up with one competitive enough to show all of you. I moved the battle to Maximus' home court and I changed Batman to the pre-Batman Bruce Wayne. It is still a very scary and brutal battle, but Batman comes out on top without too bad of a showing. Scroll down if you dare see the gore. :-o















































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So I don't think there is any argument that Batman would absolutely put the beat down on Maximus no questions asked. B-)
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 02, 2007 4:03 pm

That's nice. ;-D
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 4:07 pm

knapplc wrote:That's nice. ;-D


Yeah, I sure thought it should convince some people. :-b
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Postby Metroid » Wed May 02, 2007 4:39 pm

Thats hilarious joel. :-b

I like when Bruce Wayne pats Max on the head. :-b ;-D
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 4:49 pm

Metroid wrote:Thats hilarious joel. :-b

I like when Bruce Wayne pats Max on the head. :-b ;-D


That's a Bruce Wayne Beatdown man. :-b

Yeah, that had to be the most wasted 45 minutes of my life. :-B
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Postby Jimboozie » Wed May 02, 2007 5:04 pm

Batman shouldn't even be in this tourney. :-t
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Postby Metroid » Wed May 02, 2007 5:07 pm

Jimboozie wrote:Batman shouldn't even be in this tourney. :-t


And why would that be Jim-mancrushonMaximus-Boozie? :-b
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Postby Jimboozie » Wed May 02, 2007 5:11 pm

Metroid wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:Batman shouldn't even be in this tourney. :-t


And why would that be Jim-mancrushonMaximus-Boozie? :-b


Cuz he is a superhero, Met-gottagetmyBatfreakon-roid! :-[
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