A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:What do you do? When you don't have a roll. Do you prove you're a man? And wipe it with your hand. Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl!
Sung to the tune of Branded, that old TV show starring Chuck Connors for those too young to remember - wow, that takes me back - haven't heard that in years!
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sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms
OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???
"We couldn’t do diddley poo offensively, we couldn’t make a first down, we couldn’t run the ball, we didn’t try to run the ball, we couldn’t complete a pass - we sucked."
sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms
OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???
First time I ran across a bidet, I played with it for about half an hour. Eventually, I got kicked out by the bathroom attendant. Guess Caesars Palace doesn't like it when you waste all that water, lol.
sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms
OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???
After much research ( ) I have discovered that the "family" nozzle is so called because it is designed to clean those areas that the entire family has ( ).
The "bidet" nozzle is designed for only those more feminine areas.
Here is a video and it was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.
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by joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 5:02 pm 
) I have discovered that the "family" nozzle is so called because it is designed to clean those areas that the entire family has ( 
