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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 5:02 pm

Metroid wrote:If worse comes to worse just use one of your socks and toss it. ;-D


... or a leaf. ;-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed May 02, 2007 5:18 pm

What do you do?
When you don't have a roll.
Do you prove you're a man?
And wipe it with your hand.
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl!
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Postby stomperrob » Wed May 02, 2007 5:43 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:What do you do?
When you don't have a roll.
Do you prove you're a man?
And wipe it with your hand.
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl!


Sung to the tune of Branded, that old TV show starring Chuck Connors for those too young to remember - wow, that takes me back - haven't heard that in years!
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Postby stomperrob » Wed May 02, 2007 5:45 pm

As an alternative, they could switch to toilet paper no one would want to steal. I found this under "Chuck Norris Toilet Paper", lol.

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Postby Gibbs Baby!!! » Wed May 02, 2007 8:21 pm

sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms :-b ;-D


OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???

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Postby sox 06 » Wed May 02, 2007 8:31 pm

Gibbs Baby!!! wrote:
sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms :-b ;-D


OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???

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:-B

:-b I have no clue. There is a video, maybe it explains it on there I haven't watched it yet.
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Postby beanoX3 » Wed May 02, 2007 9:12 pm

Gibbs Baby!!! wrote:
sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms :-b ;-D


OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???

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:-B

First time I ran across a bidet, I played with it for about half an hour. Eventually, I got kicked out by the bathroom attendant. Guess Caesars Palace doesn't like it when you waste all that water, lol.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 10:13 pm

Gibbs Baby!!! wrote:
sox 06 wrote:They should install these in the restrooms :-b ;-D


OK, I went to this site. I know what a bidet is. But WTF is the the "family" thing sticking out right next to it???

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After much research ( 8-o ) I have discovered that the "family" nozzle is so called because it is designed to clean those areas that the entire family has ( 8-o ).

The "bidet" nozzle is designed for only those more feminine areas.

Here is a video and it was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. :-b

http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv
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Postby dgan » Thu May 03, 2007 2:50 am

OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard. This is the funniest thread I have ever read.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu May 03, 2007 6:36 am

dgan wrote:OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard. This is the funniest thread I have ever read.


It's pretty good, but probably not even the funniest on the front page.

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