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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu May 03, 2007 7:26 am

You can carry those wipes everywhere you go... :*)
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Postby Gibbs Baby!!! » Thu May 03, 2007 9:29 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:After much research ( 8-o ) I have discovered that the "family" nozzle is so called because it is designed to clean those areas that the entire family has ( 8-o ).

The "bidet" nozzle is designed for only those more feminine areas.

Here is a video and it was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. :-b

http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv


So, if you get this thing installed, and your wife suddenly starts spending every evening going #2...
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Re: Going to the Park?

Postby bestcrystal » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:00 am

Avoid toilet papers. Just install a bidet toilet at home.
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Re: Going to the Park?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:21 am

bestcrystal wrote:Avoid toilet papers. Just install a bidet toilet at home.


What is it that you're doing in life that inspires you to sign up for a football forum just to post something promoting bidets in a thread that's five years old!!

Wow. Haha
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Postby sox 06 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:03 pm

I got an email notification for this thread and I had no clue why. Then I checked it out and realized that I started it like five years ago !+)
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Postby joejlitz » Fri May 24, 2013 7:15 pm

I had one of these in my hotel room when I was staying in S. Korea for 3 weeks. Definitely wish I had one at home! ;-D
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