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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 02, 2007 10:52 pm

That's awesome. :-b ;-D

I might have to try that one.... ;-7 :-b
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Postby Karoz » Thu May 03, 2007 3:24 am

Karoz at a Casino (after losing a $50 million bet) wrote:Dear blackjack dealer,

Thank you for dealing the cards. After careful consideration, I have decided to decline your offer of myself having to pay a sum of $50 million dollars to the Casino. While it is an extremely generous offer, I don't feel as if I should accept it.

You see, I am a very fortunate man, for I get offers such as these from various Casinos on a daily basis...

Wouldn't it be nice? :-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu May 03, 2007 7:35 am

That's hilarious. :-b ;-D
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Postby dream_017 » Thu May 03, 2007 8:54 am

knapplc wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:That seems like a good idea for when a girl rejects a guy. Just be like, yeahhhh we're going to go on that date.

One of George's girlfriends did that to him on Seinfeld. :-b

It always comes back to Seinfeld ;-D

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George, drinking tea in his apartment with his girlfriend: "I-I've given this
a lot of thought. I'm sorry, but we, uh, we have to break up."
Maura: "No."
George, after hesitating: "What's that?"
Maura: "We're not breaking up."
George, after hesitating: "We're not?"
Maura: "No."
George, after hesitating even longer: "All right."

George, in his apartment with Maura: "And so, for all these reasons, we are
officially broken up. Thank you, and good night."
Maura: "No, George, we're not."
George: "But I proved it!"
Maura: "I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching
missiles from a submarine. Both of use have to turn our keys."
George: "Well, then, I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key."
Maura: "I'm sorry, George, I can't do that."
George: "Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key!"

George, in his mind: "I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke
and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah! Can't, dammit."
Maura, coming in George's apartment: "Hey, Honey."
George: "What? M-Maura, what are you doin' here? I ended this relationship,
Maura: "George, you didn't mean that. That was just a fight."
George: "Why does it only seem like I'm the only one working at this breakup?"
Maura: "George, I listened to your arguments, and they were rambling and
flimsy. I'm not convinced. Come on, get dressed and let's get some dinner."
George: "All right."
Maura: "Eww, Mr. Apple. You have a brown spot."

George, at Monk's with Loretta: "The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some
odd choices."
Loretta: "What?"
George: "I mean, uh... I had fun ice skating."
Maura, entering Monk's: "George?"
George: "Maura. Oh, my God! What are you doing here?!"
Maura: "You told me to meet you here for lunch."
George, standing up and overreacting: "Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!"
Maura, to Loretta: "I'm Maura."
Loretta, to Maura: "I'm Loretta. You want to join us?"
George: "This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my
torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three
lives. Well, I understand if you never want to see me again, so..."
Maura: "George, what we have is too important. We can work through this."
Loretta: "So can we."
George: "What? So, this is still not over?"
Maura: "No."
George: "You?"
Loretta: "No."
George, reluctantly sitting down: "All right."

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Postby treat24 » Thu May 03, 2007 9:38 am

moonhead wrote:rejection is met with a vengeance in my world. ;)

and stabbing... followed by a miller high life
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Postby Nfl Fan » Thu May 03, 2007 1:22 pm

knapplc wrote:If it was real, it would be fun to know the reply.

Dear Mr. Jensen,

You're hired. We'll see you this August.
Yo, Met... thanks for the sig! GO DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This NEVER gets old and neither does THIS!!
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