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Postby knapplc » Tue May 08, 2007 9:32 am

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Six "Islamic radicals" involved in a plot to kill U.S. soldiers at Fort Dix in New Jersey were arrested Monday night, the U.S. Attorney's Office in New Jersey said Tuesday.

One of the suspects was born in Jordan, another in Turkey, the U.S. Attorney's Office said. The rest are believed to be Yugoslavian, "either U.S. citizens or living illegally in the United States," the office said in a statement.

"Their alleged intention was to conduct an armed assault on the army base and to kill as many soldiers as possible," according to the statement.

The six are expected to appear in U.S. District Court in Camden on Tuesday afternoon, the U.S. Attorney's Office said in a statement.

The district attorney scheduled a news conference at 2:30 p.m. ET to discuss the case.

The men were planning to use automatic weapons to shoot soldiers at the Army post, according to a federal law enforcement source and a senior government source.

The men, some of whom were related to each other, had been doing surveillance and planning "for a while," and they trained in the Poconos Mountains in northeastern Pennsylvania, according to the federal law enforcement source.

They played paintball and test-fired weapons, a law enforcement source said.

New Jersey state troopers and the FBI were involved in investigating and arresting the suspects. An informant played a key role in the investigation, the sources said.

One of the sources said there is a video and an audiotape of the planning.

The Newark Star-Ledger reported on its Web site that the men took a videotape of their practice sessions to a store to have it burned to a DVD, and that a store employee contacted the FBI because of the video's contents.

Sources told the Star-Ledger the men were lured to a meeting with an FBI informant posing as an arms dealer. The newspaper's sources requested anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case.

While authorities are glad to have arrested them, the individuals are "hardly hard core terrorists," one law enforcement source said.

Another source said that while the allegations are "troubling," they are "not the type that made the hair on the back of your neck stand up."

Fort Dix is an Army installation that trains and mobilizes reserves, National Guard and active soldiers going to war.

It was used in 1999 to house ethnic Albanian refugees from Kosovo, according to the Defense Department Web site.



OK. Real Men Of Genius time here. What did they think was going to happen? They were going to attack an ARMY BASE? Fort Dix is where they train soldiers to go to WAR. The next stop for these guys after Dix is The S**t.

And these guys were training for this “attack” how? Paintball guns in the Jersey woods?

Really?


People are stupid. Terrorists are stupider. Wannabe terrorists are stupidest of all.
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Postby Heimholder » Tue May 08, 2007 9:43 am

knapplc wrote:OK. Real Men Of Genius time here. What did they think was going to happen? They were going to attack an ARMY BASE? Fort Dix is where they train soldiers to go to WAR. The next stop for these guys after Dix is The S**t.

And these guys were training for this “attack” how? Paintball guns in the Jersey woods?

Really?


People are stupid. Terrorists are stupider. Wannabe terrorists are stupidest of all.


Wow, there are several layers of stupid going on here. Besides the whole "attacking an army base" thing, this is my favorite part:
The Newark Star-Ledger reported on its Web site that the men took a videotape of their practice sessions to a store to have it burned to a DVD, and that a store employee contacted the FBI because of the video's contents.
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Postby BGbootha » Tue May 08, 2007 10:47 am

Ohh come on, part of you almost wishes they would have ran into the base full of trained personell with thier paintball guns and got blown away the ol fashioned way.
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Postby knapplc » Tue May 08, 2007 10:54 am

BGbootha wrote:Ohh come on, part of you almost wishes they would have ran into the base full of trained personell with thier paintball guns and got blown away the ol fashioned way.


Well, they were trying to get AK-47s, which is when they got busted.

Part of me would like to see them try, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes and I don't want to see any of our soldiers get shot because some nutjob gets in a lucky shot.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue May 08, 2007 12:31 pm

knapplc wrote:
BGbootha wrote:Ohh come on, part of you almost wishes they would have ran into the base full of trained personell with thier paintball guns and got blown away the ol fashioned way.


Well, they were trying to get AK-47s, which is when they got busted.

Part of me would like to see them try, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes and I don't want to see any of our soldiers get shot because some nutjob gets in a lucky shot.


Yeah, if they did get fully auto AK-47's then there would have been a couple of deaths, I can nearly guarantee it. :-t
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Postby SeaWolf » Tue May 08, 2007 1:10 pm

BGbootha wrote:Ohh come on, part of you almost wishes they would have ran into the base full of trained personell with thier paintball guns and got blown away the ol fashioned way.


It would have taken many minutes before the terrorist would have been killed. Just because you are on a base, doesn't mean you are armed. There would have been deaths on both sides.
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