**Kill Bauer Battle Ultimate Showdown**

[knapplc]

OK, it’s all over but the shouting. Bauer has his opponent – and it is none other than the Dark Knight himself, Batman!

We’ll assume, for the sake of those voting for Batman, that we’re talking about the Christian Bale, Batman Begins version of Bats for this contest.

As has been widely discussed, anyone who made it into about the Sweet Sixteen would have no trouble taking out our boy Bauer. So instead of asking “could Batman kill Jack Bauer,” since this seems a foregone conclusion to most of us, the question instead is: How long would Jack Bauer survive against Batman?


I've set the battle to run fof two days. Have at it.


Gentlemen, here are your contestants:



Name: Jack Bauer
Occupation: CTU Agent
TV Show or Movie: 24

Description: Jack is the central figure in TV’s 24, a series in which Mr. Bauer improbably saves America over and over and over and over in 24-hour increments from terrorist plots.




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Name: Batman
Occupation: Dark Knight
TV Show or Movie: A multitude of appearances in a multitude of media

Description: The Defender of Gotham City needs no bio, he needs no introduction, he needs no supporting information. He is Batman. From comic books to cartoons to movies, the Dark Knight has defended the defenseless, keeping his beloved hometown safe from a variety of arch-criminals. No “super” hero, Batman has always maintained his humanity; suffering, noble, charitable - Batman is more than just a hero with a tool belt.

[moonhead]

they would be fighting together. they wouldn't ever face each other.

[BGbootha]

Well you know it has to last atleast 2 hrs in order to make a movie out of it.

[BGbootha]

Ohh and I still can't believe that Batman is still in this.

[knapplc]

I gave Jack the benefit of the doubt, combined with the fact that Batman is not known as a killer, and voted for ten minutes, max. I think that Bats would just get annoyed with Bauer and forget his nobler self, and end it.

[Omaha Red Sox]

I'm going between 1 and 10 minutes. Batman likes to mull around a little and be mystery before popping in out of nowhere and taking out his opponent. The actual 'fight' would take mere seconds, but the anticipation of said fight would take a couple minutes.

[danleroi22]

First off... I'm disgusted Batman is even here. By virtue of rankings, and pure stupidity he should never even be here. This should be Bond or Bourne taking him on.

If it were Bourne it would be under a minute. Bond I'd give an hour.

Batman... hmm... tough. Even with all his gadgets and such, Bauer is such a survivor I don't know if Batman would be able to kill him. I don't see Bauer kill Batman either though. It'd be more of a draw... but eventually Batman would win because of all his enhanced gadgets and such.

I'll say all day at the very least.

[treat24]

batman would destroy jack, then again I think jack is "another name for a cat"

[joelamosobadiah]

Ten Minutes, max.

[RWLongy4]

Agree with ten minutes, max. That is assuming they are both being their sneaky selves before there is any real confrontation... Batman would absolutely rock Jack with basically anything in his utility belt.