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How long would Jack Bauer survive against Batman?

Poll ended at Thu May 10, 2007 10:33 am

Less than one minute
Ten minutes, max
One hour
All day long
24 hours, of course!
Jack would win. Period.
Total votes : 37

Postby SeaWolf » Tue May 08, 2007 1:06 pm

"Who's afraid of a big black bat?"

I bet Jack would be. :-b
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Postby beanoX3 » Tue May 08, 2007 1:47 pm

Voted 24 hours. :-B

And I don't think Batman would ever lose his cool and finally kill someone. Not intentionally, at least. Bauer, on the other hand, will kill friends and allies if they interfere with his mission.

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Postby Atog » Tue May 08, 2007 1:47 pm

It would start off close, but Batman would whip out some ridiculously awesome gadget and Jack wouldn't stand a chance.
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue May 08, 2007 2:30 pm

Jack would win...only bond or bournce would beat him

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Postby steelerfan513 » Tue May 08, 2007 2:35 pm

Batman hasn't killed anyone, and he won't kill Bauer. He'll just repeatedly beat him in martial arts and expect something to fall on his head like it always does in the movie. When that doesn't happen, he will go through that routine again. Eventually, Jack will find a way to kill him.
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Postby sox 06 » Tue May 08, 2007 3:29 pm

I think Ten minutes, max.
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Postby aaawall91 » Tue May 08, 2007 6:56 pm

I wanna see a day long marathon.
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Postby lmcjaho » Tue May 08, 2007 9:16 pm

Batman's body armor has a hole the size of his lower face in it - one round in that area (a snap for Bauer) and the 9mm round is caroming around inside his skull like a pinball...

Jack for the win.
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Postby maddog60 » Wed May 09, 2007 6:02 am

Here's this would work...

Batman would be stalking Bauer from the shadows, Bauer would never see it coming. Over in a matter of seconds by bat-gadget of choice.
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 09, 2007 1:45 pm

I can't believe that Bauer got even one vote, let alone six. This is a travishamockery. :-[
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