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Postby houstonherdfan » Wed May 09, 2007 10:41 am

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:



Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"



The birch says he cannot tell.



Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.



The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"



The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker on."
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby moonhead » Wed May 09, 2007 10:42 am

:-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed May 09, 2007 10:57 am

<forwarding this to the wife> :-D
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Postby dream_017 » Wed May 09, 2007 11:11 am

Now that is funny ;-D
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Postby The Balanced Man » Wed May 09, 2007 11:17 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:<forwarding this to the wife> :-D


Me too. :-b
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Postby BGbootha » Wed May 09, 2007 11:28 am

yeah that was pretty good.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed May 09, 2007 1:59 pm

Haha! Love it! :-D
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Postby Flux » Wed May 09, 2007 2:10 pm

Watch the language!
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Postby treat24 » Wed May 09, 2007 4:17 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:<forwarding this to the wife> :-D


Me too. :-b


mine will enjoy this too...

can you guys forward it to her for me?
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Postby mrblitz » Wed May 09, 2007 4:39 pm

:-b :-? :-t :-D
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Call em as I see em!
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