
^^^ That dude is a Bodyguard for hire and is currently protecting one of the citizens until nightfall. It's a good thing this bodyguard is STILL AROUND. There was a lot of horrible activity in the town. 3 Murders took place within hours of each other. The CPC Killer struck twin danleroi22 down with his usual horribly grotesque methods. He tied dan to a chair in a movie theater... put earphones on him, and forced him to listen to the latest releases from these women:


Then made him watch this dude try to act (unsuccessfully):

After the Crappy Pop Culture Killer had done his deed and left... Dan's body was discovered and DNA tests proved that he had a fraternal twin brother living in New Las Vegas. His twin has a hot head and instantly went out to avenge his brother's death on the man he believed to be the culprit. When he finally located the man mafia member kilroy1872... He was already being stabbed by a rogue vigilante townsperson. Both angy men attacked Kilroy brutally. Kilroy was resilient til the very end muttering... "Keep stabbing me, I don't care." ... and his final death gurgle sounded a lot like "Fine, you killed me, do you think I care? ... no... that is the answer to the question I just asked rhetorically... no I do not... peace out... mafia4life biotches" It was a long death gurgle...
Earlier that night the Kilroy and his accomplices killed army vet BGBootha for not giving them free haircuts at the cuttin' coral where he works part time to buy alcohol... They really don't need good reasons... Unfortunately for them the Vet had a shotgun tucked underneath his large coat... BG was able to get off one round into the group. Injuring all 4 of them, but killing none.

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