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Postby knapplc » Tue May 15, 2007 11:27 pm

A man owned a small ranch in South Dakota. The SD Wage & Hour Dept. Claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the rancher.
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Postby moonhead » Wed May 16, 2007 1:44 am

that's the punchline? :-?



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Postby stomperrob » Wed May 16, 2007 2:22 am

moonhead wrote:that's the punchline? :-?



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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed May 16, 2007 7:13 am

Ha ha. :-b ;-D
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Postby m16a » Wed May 16, 2007 3:17 pm

Nice :-b ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu May 17, 2007 12:17 am

That joke rules. ;-D ;-D
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