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Postby stomperrob » Wed May 16, 2007 2:00 pm

Okay - gonna try and not do sad stuff today:

Happy Meal Surprise Not So Happy - McDonald's Employee Arrested

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Ottawa, IL, May 16, 2007 - Can you say: "do you want fries with that?" Can you say it from jail?

A McDonald's employee is under arrest for supplying something a little extra to his Happy Meals. It was Marijuana.

A suburban Chicago family went through the drive through, and was planning a picnic at a nearby park.

But the package for their eight-year-old daughter had more than burgers and fries.

She told per parents about a lighter, then, another revelation.

Keith Irelan said, "The second time she came over she said she was given two toys in her Happy Meal. She came back a third time and then she had a bag and she goes, what is this? And right then and there I knew what it was."

It appears the 17-year-old employee had put his stash in a burger box, and inadvertently gave it to the customers.



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Postby moonhead » Wed May 16, 2007 2:12 pm

d'oh!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Postby steelerfan513 » Wed May 16, 2007 2:12 pm

What an idiot. :-b
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Postby Metroid » Wed May 16, 2007 2:19 pm

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Re: Would you like fries or marijuana with your burger

Postby Atog » Wed May 16, 2007 3:49 pm

stomperrob wrote:Okay - gonna try and not do sad stuff today:

Happy Meal Surprise Not So Happy - McDonald's Employee Arrested

BIZARRE NEWS

Ottawa, IL, May 16, 2007 - Can you say: "do you want fries with that?" Can you say it from jail?

A McDonald's employee is under arrest for supplying something a little extra to his Happy Meals. It was Marijuana.

A suburban Chicago family went through the drive through, and was planning a picnic at a nearby park.

But the package for their eight-year-old daughter had more than burgers and fries.

She told per parents about a lighter, then, another revelation.

Keith Irelan said, "The second time she came over she said she was given two toys in her Happy Meal. She came back a third time and then she had a bag and she goes, what is this? And right then and there I knew what it was."

It appears the 17-year-old employee had put his stash in a burger box, and inadvertently gave it to the customers.



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That's a picnic in chicago? :-?
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Re: Would you like fries or marijuana with your burger

Postby Gibbs Baby!!! » Wed May 16, 2007 9:45 pm

Atog wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Okay - gonna try and not do sad stuff today:

Happy Meal Surprise Not So Happy - McDonald's Employee Arrested

BIZARRE NEWS

Ottawa, IL, May 16, 2007 - Can you say: "do you want fries with that?" Can you say it from jail?

A McDonald's employee is under arrest for supplying something a little extra to his Happy Meals. It was Marijuana.

A suburban Chicago family went through the drive through, and was planning a picnic at a nearby park.

But the package for their eight-year-old daughter had more than burgers and fries.

She told per parents about a lighter, then, another revelation.

Keith Irelan said, "The second time she came over she said she was given two toys in her Happy Meal. She came back a third time and then she had a bag and she goes, what is this? And right then and there I knew what it was."

It appears the 17-year-old employee had put his stash in a burger box, and inadvertently gave it to the customers.



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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed May 16, 2007 10:14 pm

Was Michael Kelso the person working at the burger place (or should I say burger joint)?
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Postby Gibbs Baby!!! » Wed May 16, 2007 10:55 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:Was Michael Kelso the person working at the burger place (or should I say burger joint)?
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed May 16, 2007 11:54 pm

WOW!!!

Just another reason to steer clear of fast food. :*) :-b
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Postby moonhead » Thu May 17, 2007 12:25 am

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:Was Michael Kelso the person working at the burger place (or should I say burger joint)?


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