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Postby stomperrob » Wed May 16, 2007 2:31 pm

A few days late but just found this one:

Retail Chain Offers Dildo as Mothers Day Gift

THE HAGUE, 11/05/07 - Retail chain Kijkshop has distributed 5 million advertising folders house-to-house for Mothers Day this Sunday in which sex articles are recommended as presents.

In the brochure, an assortment of sex toys are shown. Kinderconsument, an organisation that aims to protect children against advertising influences, is put out. "Unsuspecting children will look in the folder to find ideas for a Mothers Day present," said director Bamber Delver in newspaper Algemeen Daglad.

Kijkshop says the intention was not for children to buy a dildo for their mother. "We are targeting partners that want to surprise their wife with these articles."





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Postby moonhead » Wed May 16, 2007 2:34 pm

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it's not mine, really.
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 16, 2007 2:42 pm

They could have gotten Mom a strip tease:

LIMA (Reuters) - Peruvian officials launched an investigation on Tuesday into a Mother's Day striptease performance by a dance troupe in a Lima auditorium owned by the national judiciary.

Peru's Superior Court, just one step below the Supreme Court in the judicial hierarchy, issued a statement condemning what it described as a "shameful incident."

The striptease took place last week during an event organized by a trade union which represents judicial workers.

Local media reports said that when the dancers peeled off their clothes to the sound of Mexican music they were heckled and whistled at by spectators, most of whom were women.

Peru, along with many other countries, celebrated Mother's Day on Sunday.
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Postby Jimboozie » Wed May 16, 2007 3:27 pm

Weird, I bought my mom the same thing. :-B
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Postby Atog » Wed May 16, 2007 3:41 pm

I believe that they had good intentions but they should have known better :-D
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Postby aaawall91 » Wed May 16, 2007 7:52 pm

Why not just be easy on your self and pick up that he-she on the corner for her?
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Postby treat24 » Wed May 16, 2007 8:48 pm

Jimboozie wrote:Weird, I bought my mom the same thing. :-B


don;t tell me we got her the same present again this year... she's one of the best girls in my stable...
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu May 17, 2007 12:36 am

Kijkshop says the intention was not for children to buy a dildo for their mother.


That is some great stuff right there. :-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 18, 2007 8:49 am

reminds me of the Mr. Show Mom and Pop Sex Toy Shop skit...it was a sex toy store run like your friendly neighborhood store
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