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B is the new C

Postby knapplc » Wed May 16, 2007 8:10 pm

The completed test:

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And the accompanying letter:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed May 16, 2007 8:12 pm

I hope to heck that the ID number is not his SS#. :-o
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Postby BGbootha » Wed May 16, 2007 8:21 pm

thats beautiful
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 16, 2007 8:26 pm

SeaWolf wrote:I hope to heck that the ID number is not his SS#. :-o


Eeek! I hope not, too. :-D
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Postby aaawall91 » Wed May 16, 2007 8:39 pm

B IS THE NEW C!

I live in a college town, theres all kinds of nice things we hear that help us, and B is the new C.
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Postby Atog » Wed May 16, 2007 8:42 pm

I'm skeptical of these things...always :-°
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Postby treat24 » Wed May 16, 2007 8:47 pm

Atog wrote:I'm skeptical of these things...always :-°


my first thought was that i could scan that and make up that story... it could be true... but someone probably made this up
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 16, 2007 8:51 pm

Atog wrote:I'm skeptical of these things...always :-°



I'm pretty sure it's a joke too, but it's still funny. :-b
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Postby Leber » Wed May 16, 2007 9:03 pm

At least he didn't get negative points. ;-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed May 16, 2007 10:09 pm

Wait, how was C not the answer for any of them? ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 :-b :-b :-b :-b
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