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Where was the Slow Stenographer Sentenced to the Slammer?

Poll ended at Fri May 18, 2007 8:09 am

Germany
4
22%
Florida
14
78%
 
Total votes : 18

Germany or Florida - ANSWERED

Postby knapplc » Thu May 17, 2007 8:09 am

We turn to the legal world for our next story:


Judge jails slow stenographer
A judge jailed his own court stenographer for working too slowly.

The Judge sent her to prison for contempt of court in this town in Germany… or Florida. She had failed to finish typing a transcript needed for an appeal hearing for a convicted rapist, reports the local paper.

The Judge said she had failed to finish the transcript for several months and had missed her final deadline of last Friday. She also failed to write up the transcript in time for her appearance on contempt of court charges.

She was released from jail on Sunday night, after she said she couldn't do the work in prison because she was so worried about her three children at home.

The Judge relented, and allowed her out of jail - but immediately put her under house arrest until she completes the work.
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Postby danleroi22 » Thu May 17, 2007 8:27 am

It has to be FL... there's no way it could be Germany 3 times in a row is there?

Although... it's probably Germany because that doesn't sound like an American court.

But I still guess FL because of a few other clues.
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Postby lmcjaho » Thu May 17, 2007 9:21 am

I say Florida - those Germans may be freaks but laziness is not one of their vices.
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Postby whodey#9 » Thu May 17, 2007 9:24 am

Yeah Im goin with Florida, it said she has failed to complete it for several months....I bet in Germany they wouldnt of let it go that far :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu May 17, 2007 9:29 am

What the heck, I'll go Germany.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu May 17, 2007 9:34 am

Working slow....must be old.....old=Florida ;-D
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Postby treat24 » Thu May 17, 2007 9:40 am

tough call... I like florida for this... then again I think I average about 50% on GoF's ... which is average right?
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Postby Metroid » Thu May 17, 2007 9:43 am

I'm just gonna keep saying Florida till I'm right. :-b
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Postby BGbootha » Thu May 17, 2007 10:05 am

whodey#9 wrote:Yeah Im goin with Florida, it said she has failed to complete it for several months....I bet in Germany they wouldnt of let it go that far :-b


Yeah thats my thoughts exactly.

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Postby deerayfan072 » Thu May 17, 2007 1:04 pm

Got to be FL, they don't have contempt of court over in Germany do they :-?

FL it is
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