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Postby Metroid » Thu May 17, 2007 8:25 pm


Police hunt farting dissident

Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."

Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.


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Postby mrblitz » Thu May 17, 2007 8:26 pm

That's too funny. I wish I could fart on command. :-b
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Postby beanoX3 » Thu May 17, 2007 8:44 pm

mrblitz wrote:That's too funny. I wish I could fart on command. :-b

I wonder how long he was holding it, just waiting for the right moment. Had to been a big, loud one too, lol. :-b
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Postby APAP » Thu May 17, 2007 8:47 pm

:-b That's hilarious :-b
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Postby Atog » Thu May 17, 2007 8:49 pm

That's pretty good. Sad, though. :-b
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Postby Munboy » Thu May 17, 2007 8:58 pm

Aren't they really just proving his point about that whole Communist style dictatorship thing?
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Postby treat24 » Thu May 17, 2007 8:59 pm

seems like a waste of money to make an example
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu May 17, 2007 11:38 pm

WOW!

Makes you love America. :-b
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri May 18, 2007 12:03 am

thats freakin hilarious :-b :-b
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Postby dgan » Fri May 18, 2007 12:08 am

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.....
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