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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed May 23, 2007 1:22 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
GreatestShowOnEarth wrote:frick'in star wars..... :-°


Outsider you are...... a. :^ :-b :-B


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Postby Kilroy » Wed May 23, 2007 2:27 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
GreatestShowOnEarth wrote:frick'in star wars..... :-°


Outsider you are...... a. :^ :-b :-B


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Now that's funny. ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri May 25, 2007 4:57 pm

Top Ten: Star Wars
In honor of the Star Wars stamps being issued today at the post office, how about a look back at several of David Letterman’s Top Ten lists relating to Star Wars?

TOP TEN REJECTED STAR WARS CHARACTERS (from 1999)

10. Oprah the Winfrey.

9. 10-10-321, The Telephone Droid.

8. Tae Bo.

7. Captain Overhype.

6 . Ol’ Dirty Ewok.

5. Bobadan Milosovic.

4. R2 Deepak Chopra.

3. Sticky, the Talking Piece of Chewing Gum.

2. Obi Wan Jacobi and Meyers.

1. Star Jones.



TOP TEN STAR WARS FAN EUPHEMISMS FOR NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND (From 1999)

10. Camping alone outside the theater.

9. My force is no longer with me.

8. The Death Star is not yet operational.

7. The Empire’s striking out.

6. Shaking hands with the wookie.

5. Darth Vader has no place to put his helmet.

4. Oiling the droid.

3. Unable to set coordinates for the planet Babe.

2. Spending the night with Han Solo.

1. Tractor beam not powerful enough.



TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW STAR WARS FILM (From 2002)

10 . Most of the action takes place on Planet Hollywood.

9. Jedis interrupting lightsaber battle to change Double-A batteries.

8. Jar-Jar Binks is shot by enraged Robert Blake .

7. Obi-Wan wins the big dirty dancing contest.

6. A confused William Shatner keeps showing up looking for Spock.

5. Supreme Chancellor passes out after choking on a pretzel.

4. “The Force”? — just a sinus headache.

3. All the time C3PO spends bitching about Spider-Man.

2. Usual Star Wars opening theme replaced with George Strait’s “All My Ex’s Live In Texas.”

1. Yoda has sex with a pie.
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Postby SeaWolf » Sat May 26, 2007 1:57 am

Nice guys. Didn't know that today was the aniversary of Star Wars. That would explain the marathon on TV. :-b
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Postby Gibbs Baby!!! » Sat May 26, 2007 9:35 am

Thought I might give this a try and join up. Sand Person, anyone?
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Postby knapplc » Sat May 26, 2007 1:08 pm

Gibbs Baby!!! wrote:Thought I might give this a try and join up. Sand Person, anyone?


Dan Lambskin is already sporting the Sand Person, so that's probably not a good one to choose. Just about any of the Cantina Aliens are available. You could be a random Imperial Officer if you want. Grand Moff Tarkin and Admiral Motti are taken, but any other Imperial General is free. You could be a TIE Fighter Pilot. That would be cool.

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Postby beanoX3 » Sat May 26, 2007 4:50 pm

:-L Olivia Munn from G4's Attack of the Show at Star Wars 30. :-L
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Postby aaawall91 » Sat May 26, 2007 5:04 pm

beanoX3 wrote::-L Olivia Munn from G4's Attack of the Show at Star Wars 30. :-L
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I like. :-L
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Postby logan » Sun May 27, 2007 1:20 am

aaawall91 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote::-L Olivia Munn from G4's Attack of the Show at Star Wars 30. :-L
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I like. :-L


very nice but i think i would prefer layla kayleigh from the feed ;-D
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Postby Ripcord » Sun May 27, 2007 2:21 am

I need a General Tagge Avatar somebody hook me up!!!!! ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
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