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European Security Levels Updated

Postby knapplc » Thu May 24, 2007 8:17 am

Borrowed from The Dark Side:

JTWood wrote:The BBC to day announced that the English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from " Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.......

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose"

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.......
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Postby Dolfin99 » Thu May 24, 2007 8:30 am

:-D

Funny and pretty accurate. ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Thu May 24, 2007 8:43 am

I busted a gut at that last line. Poor Spain. :-D
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu May 24, 2007 8:57 am

knapplc wrote:I busted a gut at that last line. Poor Spain. :-D


I have read this before, but that last line is GREAT! ;-D ;-D
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Postby WickedSmaat » Thu May 24, 2007 9:32 am

Oh man that hilarious, and didn't anyone else read it to themselves with accents? I sure did :-b
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Re: European Security Levels Updated

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu May 24, 2007 11:06 am

knapplc wrote:Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


Love it! ;-) :-b
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Re: European Security Levels Updated

Postby treat24 » Thu May 24, 2007 11:09 am

Nfl Fan wrote:
knapplc wrote:Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


Love it! ;-) :-b


yeah, that was hilarious :-b
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Postby stomperrob » Thu May 24, 2007 11:20 am

Lol, good one - like the old saying goes, it's always good to have France on your side when you go to war so you have someone who knows how to surrender should the need arise! ;-) :-b
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