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Postby FBBVirgin » Thu May 24, 2007 7:05 pm

So I have been noticing more and more how massage parlors here (and everywhere) are BLATANTLY advertising "extras". Whether it is in the daily newspapers or simply the fact that I see them open when I come home from the bar at 4 am, they are basically flaunting it. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this illegal??? I find it sad that these places can be found around the corner from schools.
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Postby vitalogist » Thu May 24, 2007 7:09 pm

unless its a high end place, i'm sure there's a price for a "happy ending" at almost all of the others....
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Postby Popcynical » Thu May 24, 2007 7:11 pm

What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.
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Postby mrblitz » Thu May 24, 2007 7:12 pm

Nothing wrong, with Happy Endings. ;-D :-b
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Postby FBBVirgin » Thu May 24, 2007 7:13 pm

Really? I guess I have just been really naive.

ha...just thought about that exchange if it is actually a high end, classy place.

Man "so...ummm...you give really good massages"

masseuse "Thank you sir"

Man "No problem...so, umm, I have this hundred dollar bill..."

masseuse "oh..would you like another massage"

Man "kind of"

masseuse "kind of?"

Man (rolls over) "massage away!"
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Postby Metroid » Thu May 24, 2007 7:14 pm

Popcynical wrote:What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.


I hear deeray gives a mean massage. ;-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu May 24, 2007 7:16 pm

Metroid wrote:
Popcynical wrote:What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.


I hear deeray gives a mean massage. ;-D


They're overrated...I mean I wouldn't know :-b
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Postby Metroid » Thu May 24, 2007 7:20 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
Metroid wrote:
Popcynical wrote:What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.


I hear deeray gives a mean massage. ;-D


They're overrated...I mean I wouldn't know :-b


Really? Whodey just raves about em, you've probably never had deerays "special" happy ending. Whodey says it involves baby oil, a turkey baster and a pony. :-b
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Postby Popcynical » Thu May 24, 2007 7:20 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
Metroid wrote:
Popcynical wrote:What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.


I hear deeray gives a mean massage. ;-D


They're overrated...I mean I wouldn't know :-b


:-b :-b

I wonder what'd happen if you went in expecting to get a "happy ending" massage and you got a male massage therapist.
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Postby FBBVirgin » Thu May 24, 2007 7:22 pm

Would that be an unhappy ending?
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