Massage

[FBBVirgin]

So I have been noticing more and more how massage parlors here (and everywhere) are BLATANTLY advertising "extras". Whether it is in the daily newspapers or simply the fact that I see them open when I come home from the bar at 4 am, they are basically flaunting it. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this illegal??? I find it sad that these places can be found around the corner from schools.

[vitalogist]

unless its a high end place, i'm sure there's a price for a "happy ending" at almost all of the others....

[Popcynical]

What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.

[mrblitz]

Nothing wrong, with Happy Endings.

[FBBVirgin]

Really? I guess I have just been really naive.

ha...just thought about that exchange if it is actually a high end, classy place.

Man "so...ummm...you give really good massages"

masseuse "Thank you sir"

Man "No problem...so, umm, I have this hundred dollar bill..."

masseuse "oh..would you like another massage"

Man "kind of"

masseuse "kind of?"

Man (rolls over) "massage away!"

[Metroid]

What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.

I hear deeray gives a mean massage.

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.

I hear deeray gives a mean massage.

They're overrated...I mean I wouldn't know

[Metroid]

What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.

I hear deeray gives a mean massage.

They're overrated...I mean I wouldn't know

Really? Whodey just raves about em, you've probably never had deerays "special" happy ending. Whodey says it involves baby oil, a turkey baster and a pony.

[Popcynical]

What now?!

I gotta get me a massage.

I hear deeray gives a mean massage.

They're overrated...I mean I wouldn't know

I wonder what'd happen if you went in expecting to get a "happy ending" massage and you got a male massage therapist.

[FBBVirgin]

Would that be an unhappy ending?