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Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:00 pm

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a
drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at
all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a
glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then
he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss
mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I
love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack
asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in
such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two
Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right
time. . . PRICELESS!!!

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Postby treat24 » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:09 pm

this joke has been posted in GT recently...

still funny though ;-D

this part:

Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two
Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right
time. . . PRICELESS!!!


wasn't in the one posted before
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Postby BGbootha » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:09 pm

thats a good one ;-D
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Postby dream_017 » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:23 pm

treat24 wrote:this joke has been posted in GT recently...

still funny though ;-D

this part:

Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two
Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right
time. . . PRICELESS!!!


wasn't in the one posted before


You mean this one ;-D
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Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:25 pm

Ha thats cute. :-b ;-D
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Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:29 pm

dream_017 wrote:
treat24 wrote:this joke has been posted in GT recently...

still funny though ;-D

this part:

Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two
Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right
time. . . PRICELESS!!!


wasn't in the one posted before


You mean this one ;-D


Whoops... missed it. !+) :-b
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