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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby josebach » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:00 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
josebach wrote:I do have a pretty severe heroin addiction, though.


have you caught the dragon yet :-b


No, I'm currently playing "Rehab Hero". I've been clean and sober going on 15 hours!!! ;-D
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Tiki » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:01 am

Kind of a boring night.....But, hey some Jim N Coke-pong will get the deed done. And haves me call it a early night!
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Jimboozie » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:35 pm

treat24 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:May want to go to some meetings there treat. :-D

Tolerance: Every drinker has a specific tolerance to alcohol. Below his tolerance level, the drinker can function more or less normally; at levels above his tolerance threshold, he will act intoxicated. Tolerance is therefore a condition that can only be measured accurately in a laboratory where the drinker’s blood level and behavior can be carefully monitored.

Alcoholics typically experience a dramatic climb in tolerance in the first stage of alcoholism and can often drink huge amounts of alcohol without showing obvious impairment of their ability to walk, talk, think, and react. Anyone who observes the early- and middle-stage alcoholic’s drinking behavior is familiar with the fact that the typical alcoholic can drink as much as a liter of wine, a dozen beers, or even a bottle of whisky without acting drunk.


hehe... nice... uh oh! O:-)

I drink 3-5 times a month... tops... I think I'm fine :-D sometimes I go months without drinking. There are no alcoholics in my family. Most don't even drink. Pretty sure I'm ok... Based on DOM's I'd be more worried about boozie, tiki, and met... O:-)


A good buddy of mine can drink all night, but only beer. It was rough times trying to keep up with him. We'd put down 12 each and he'd look like he only had one or two. He'd literally call me a lightweight for slowing down after double digit drinks. That guy is an alcoholic; drinks almost everyday and heavily two-three times per week.

I'm not like that. I'll binge drink once, twice a week. Maybe more. But I don't drink everyday. Lately, I've been going on a bit of a bender. By Tuesday, my DOM should be up to 16. :-D
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Tiki » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:15 pm

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would
have $36.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


Saw that at another site thought I would post it. :-b
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:39 am

Holy crap snakes! :*) :-S :-P :-* :-o
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby josebach » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:54 am

Metroid wrote:Holy crap snakes! :*) :-S :-P :-* :-o

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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:15 pm

yeah if everyone could could not post so loud today that would be great. :-{
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby josebach » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:57 pm

Metroid wrote:yeah if everyone could could not post so loud today that would be great. :-{


??? :-?

That's crazy talk. :-S
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby treat24 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:59 pm

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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby knapplc » Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:11 pm

treat24 wrote:<----------sexy

Err?
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