I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

[joejlitz]

Wow. It's been a month since this thread has had any action. Well, let's open it back up again!

"It's FRIDAY, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh!t to do!"

Seriously, it's Friday and Imma gettin' my drink on. Wife and kids flew the coop to Texas to see her momma and I still gotta work, so here I remain in Homestead, FL. On my 2nd Cuba Libre and I see many more in my future - and I don't even have ESP(N).
hehehehehe

So I figure I'll just sit here a'listenin' to Johnny Cash for a while and post till I get about 1500 posts.

So what? No one's been dranking for the last month?

[joejlitz]

Cuba Libre numero cinco coming up and it looks like me and George Thorogood are gonna "drink alone." C'mon! Someone crack crack crack-a-lack a little St. Ides or Crazy Horse with me!

[RiffRaff]

Cuba Libre numero cinco coming up and it looks like me and George Thorogood are gonna "drink alone." C'mon! Someone crack crack crack-a-lack a little St. Ides or Crazy Horse with me!

Drinking some Sam Adams here. Thinking it might lead to a buzz or more.

[scottaa1]

so here I remain in Homestead, FL.

Ahh, homestead, where there's nothing but Florida City to separate you from the 18 mile stretch to the Keys. Made that drive more times than I can remember

I just got back from happy 'hour' (more like three) at BW3's. A friend turned 45 so a bunch of us went out after work. I"ve had 4 22 ounce Coors Lights, and i just cracked a can open when I got home. In fact, once I finish this, I"ll of had 100 ounces of beer, which has got to be a milestone of some sort right? Got some Sam Adams in the fridge too if I want something with flavor.

[joejlitz]

so here I remain in Homestead, FL.

Ahh, homestead, where there's nothing but Florida City to separate you from the 18 mile stretch to the Keys. Made that drive more times than I can remember

I just got back from happy 'hour' (more like three) at BW3's. A friend turned 45 so a bunch of us went out after work. I"ve had 4 22 ounce Coors Lights, and i just cracked a can open when I got home. In fact, once I finish this, I"ll of had 100 ounces of beer, which has got to be a milestone of some sort right? Got some Sam Adams in the fridge too if I want something with flavor.

Sounds like a song! 100 ounces of beer on the wall! 100 ounces of beer! Take one down and pass it around, 100 ounces of beer on the wall!

Homestead rocks. Did some diving with dolphins in Key Largo last week. Ate some Key Lime Pie. Hitting the pool tomorrow and SCUBA diving next week. Nothing like 75 degrees in JAN!

Minnesota! WHAT!

CL #7 coming up!

[joejlitz]

Cuba Libre numero cinco coming up and it looks like me and George Thorogood are gonna "drink alone." C'mon! Someone crack crack crack-a-lack a little St. Ides or Crazy Horse with me!

Drinking some Sam Adams here. Thinking it might lead to a buzz or more.

Maybe! I'm guessing why that's encouraging you to put the SN entry on the line!?!?

Either way, I am a cheapo Miller Lite guy when it comes to beer, but I do like me some Sam Adams!

[scottaa1]

where'd you swim with the dolphins in Largo? I used to work at a place down there that did that.

workin my way up to 112 ounces

[joejlitz]

where'd you swim with the dolphins in Largo? I used to work at a place down there that did that.

workin my way up to 112 ounces

Yup! "Dolphins Plus!" What did u do for them?

I am trying to convince my wife to work there when we retire. I can teach people how to SCUBA dive. She can teach people how to swim with dolphins. Tell me that's not the life!

[joejlitz]

Not drunk, but working on it. Got the IPOD on shuffle all songs and just downed the 4th or 5th rum and coke. Wife and kids are still in Texas and well...why not?

[joejlitz]

Hmmm...#7.

I'm starting to monopolize this thread. I wonder if I have a problem...?