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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Nfl Fan » Sat May 30, 2009 5:57 pm

Metroid wrote:Pirate-Princess-Pickle-Bunny. :-b

I get the pirate, princess, and bunny part however I don't see a pickle.....I do not want to know where the pickle is. 8-o


You don't know where your pickle is? O:-) :-b
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Sat May 30, 2009 5:59 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
Metroid wrote:Pirate-Princess-Pickle-Bunny. :-b

I get the pirate, princess, and bunny part however I don't see a pickle.....I do not want to know where the pickle is. 8-o


You don't know where your pickle is? O:-) :-b

Oh I know where my "pickle" is.....I just don't see it in that picture. O:-) :-B
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:59 am

still recovering from Saturday night...details are on the Dark Side :-°
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:25 pm

On my 3rd "Vodka and..." Plus I smoked a Newport and it completely screwed me up. My wife has her friend over with their 6 kids. Add that to my own two kids and it's VERY LOUD in here. Plus, I haven't eaten dinner, yet. My wife's entertaining is prohibiting the husband from having a good meal. ARRRRGHHH!!!!
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:36 pm

joejlitz wrote:On my 3rd "Vodka and..." Plus I smoked a Newport and it completely screwed me up. My wife has her friend over with their 6 kids. Add that to my own two kids and it's VERY LOUD in here. Plus, I haven't eaten dinner, yet. My wife's entertaining is prohibiting the husband from having a good meal. ARRRRGHHH!!!!

Don't smoke Newports! What the hell is the matter with you? Oh that's right you're drunk. :-B
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:47 pm

Metroid wrote:
joejlitz wrote:On my 3rd "Vodka and..." Plus I smoked a Newport and it completely screwed me up. My wife has her friend over with their 6 kids. Add that to my own two kids and it's VERY LOUD in here. Plus, I haven't eaten dinner, yet. My wife's entertaining is prohibiting the husband from having a good meal. ARRRRGHHH!!!!

Don't smoke Newports! What the hell is the matter with you? Oh that's right you're drunk. :-B

We don't have practice tomorrow, do we? I might be a little late. I'll definitely be there for the 2nd practice (2-a-days, right?)

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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:56 pm

Offensive Coordinator might have you running sprints after seeing your post :-o

8 kids running around, I'd want a drink or three too :-b
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:48 pm

scottaa1 wrote:8 kids running around, I'd want a drink or three too :-b


I don't think that'd quite get it done...

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Postby houstonherdfan » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:04 am

as you drunk I am.

YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA

I'm freakin drunk. Damn my glass is empty. My bottle is not empty so I think I can fix that.

YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:09 pm

Gotta write a Day By Day article on the Chicago Bears tonight and I hear a lot of successful writers are alcoholics so I'm starting my first Cuba Libre. Here's hoping it improves my diction and that the editors don't give me hell! B-)
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