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Postby scottaa1 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:31 pm

Just a warning to all, don't try Seagram's Smooth Brazilian Rum... it's turpentine. A drink was made for me, I accepted it and smelled it and thought it stank like a bottle of cheap tequila that had been left open in the sun with a bunch of flies and manure to age. Took a sip, wasn't good... forced myself to take a second sip and spent the next five minutes being ill. Hopefully all that voiding will prevent me from going blind from such pure swill. I can't believe they're actually trying to sell the product. Sick.
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:02 am

Mmmmm bloody mary w/ worcestershire and tobasco.

as the saying goes "you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning." ;-D
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:56 pm

not drunk, but... I watched part of big lebowski earlier, so I'm enjoying a double 'caucasian.' ;-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:53 pm

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Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:08 pm

This thread might get sum pub tonight. Met went to the Ducks game and they actually won. 8-o :-D
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:12 pm

I'm (I almost typed the F-word) toasted. I been drinking since,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I son'r even know how long. Red wine. Then Sambuca. My dog ran away. My truck got repossessed. My old lady hit me with a frying pan. And that's Americana, baby! ;-D
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:40 am

joejlitz wrote:I'm (I almost typed the F-word) toasted. I been drinking since,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I son'r even know how long. Red wine. Then Sambuca. My dog ran away. My truck got repossessed. My old lady hit me with a frying pan. And that's Americana, baby! ;-D


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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:22 pm

I'm on my 2nd Monster and Vodka and it appears this will be one of those nights, baby! I'll probably be posting here a few times as the night goes on. I'm downloading all of my old CDs onto iTunes and I'm currently working on my old trance (techno) mix CD from like 2001 or so!
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:40 pm

#4 starting now. I slowed down for some reason. Gotta pick it up!
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:26 pm

Numero seis amigos y todavia estoy "copiando" mi musica. Blah blah blah.
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