Just a warning to all, don't try Seagram's Smooth Brazilian Rum... it's turpentine. A drink was made for me, I accepted it and smelled it and thought it stank like a bottle of cheap tequila that had been left open in the sun with a bunch of flies and manure to age. Took a sip, wasn't good... forced myself to take a second sip and spent the next five minutes being ill. Hopefully all that voiding will prevent me from going blind from such pure swill. I can't believe they're actually trying to sell the product. Sick.
I'm (I almost typed the F-word) toasted. I been drinking since,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I son'r even know how long. Red wine. Then Sambuca. My dog ran away. My truck got repossessed. My old lady hit me with a frying pan. And that's Americana, baby!
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joejlitz wrote:I'm (I almost typed the F-word) toasted. I been drinking since,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I son'r even know how long. Red wine. Then Sambuca. My dog ran away. My truck got repossessed. My old lady hit me with a frying pan. And that's Americana, baby!
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I'm on my 2nd Monster and Vodka and it appears this will be one of those nights, baby! I'll probably be posting here a few times as the night goes on. I'm downloading all of my old CDs onto iTunes and I'm currently working on my old trance (techno) mix CD from like 2001 or so!
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