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Postby FearandLoathinginATL » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:54 pm

scottaa1 wrote:I was just loading some beers into the freezer for a quick chiill and one of them fell out and burst at my feet, spraying me and the kitchen in general with beer. :-[ :-C :-t


I was coming back from a poker game the other night and tried to put my beer on the counter, but the case only made it half way on. Casualties were low though, only 2 bottles broke out of 13.

Just got back from the liquor store and the cashier rang me up for the wrong price, got a $15 dollar 12 pack for $10. ;-D ;-D

I like to think the beer gods try to maintain a good balance in the world.
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby lmcjaho » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:55 pm

I had my company Christmas party on Tuesday. Passed out in the bathroom apparently %-6 Company provided cab vouchers for us all to get home safely - I made my cabbie pull over three different times (that I recall) so I could puke...

Not a good idea to get totally hammered at a company event, I don't normally react that way to alcohol without a much higher consumption but I haven't really let loose in too long I guess...

** EDIT ** - But not as bad as my former boss, heard from some former co-workers he got so drunk at their party he passed out three different times and woke up the next morning covered in puke and had urinated on himself.
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Dawinner127 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:20 pm

I went to the Jets game today and was absolutely hammered. Stupid Goldschlager and rumplements :-° Still feelin' a little loose.
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:05 pm

Molson Canadian...for a college kid= ;-D
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:05 pm

Metroid wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:^^ if I'm *really* trashed I'll get double vision, but no, no problems seeing otherwise. But, everyone's different, that's what we all have in common.

I guess I coulda posted in here last night. Had a horrible, horrible week at work and picked up a bottle of Bacardi on the way home last night. It was mostly gone when I woke up this morning. Either someone broke into the house and drank it, or I guzzled it while watching The Dark Knight last night. Wasn't impressed by the movie. Hardly even entertained. One thing's for certain today - knapp thyme is coming.

The Dark Knight is a fantastic film. Maybe you should watch it again when you aren't so moody from a bad work day.....or trashed on Bacardi. :-b


Heh, I watched this again finally last night - meaning, yes, I've had it checked out from Netflix for a full year now - and it was a pretty good flick.
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:28 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Metroid wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:^^ if I'm *really* trashed I'll get double vision, but no, no problems seeing otherwise. But, everyone's different, that's what we all have in common.

I guess I coulda posted in here last night. Had a horrible, horrible week at work and picked up a bottle of Bacardi on the way home last night. It was mostly gone when I woke up this morning. Either someone broke into the house and drank it, or I guzzled it while watching The Dark Knight last night. Wasn't impressed by the movie. Hardly even entertained. One thing's for certain today - knapp thyme is coming.

The Dark Knight is a fantastic film. Maybe you should watch it again when you aren't so moody from a bad work day.....or trashed on Bacardi. :-b


Heh, I watched this again finally last night - meaning, yes, I've had it checked out from Netflix for a full year now - and it was a pretty good flick.

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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:23 pm

Has it really been January since we all drank together????!?!!?

I'm on my fifth vodka mix right now and doing my rankings. Got fanball and ESPN's Fantasy mags the other day. I love this time of year!

Where ya at, Scott? You were on your fifth Fat Tire 2 hours ago!
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:33 pm

joejlitz wrote:Where ya at, Scott? You were on your fifth Fat Tire 2 hours ago!


I'm beer! and you can be too.



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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:06 pm

joejlitz wrote:Has it really been January since we all drank together???!



I don't think so.. . . I thnk I've (and we've) posted in here since Janurary. I just can't seem to remember for sure. :-]
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:17 pm

I'm listening to Ja Rule and Fat Joe on my Itunes while I do my ranking. Nothing like semi-old school rap! :-D
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