I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

[Cowboys 4 life]

Only 4 deep myself right now. Late Dinner just killed the buzz a bit. I might have to make the transition to Bushmills and Vernors Ginger Ale

[joejlitz]

Smashed right now. Been drinking an Italian wine - Valpolicello - since my lasagne & garlic bread lunch. The bottle never empties. It's magical!

Traffic is so light right now. Been doing my own rankings for about 2 hours and none of my posts have been updated.

Kids are sleeping. Wife is at Barnes & noble studying. It is quiet everywhere.

[joejlitz]

Smashed right now. Been drinking an Italian wine - Valpolicello - since my lasagne & garlic bread lunch. The bottle never empties. It's magical!

Traffic is so light right now. Been doing my own rankings for about 2 hours and none of my posts have been updated.

Kids are sleeping. Wife is at Barnes & noble studying. It is quiet everywhere.

Don't even remember this post.

On my 3rd Vodka Sprite right now. Here's to not remembering this post either!

[scottaa1]

On my 3rd Vodka Sprite right now. Here's to not remembering this post either!

I miss being young enough to drink on work nights and still be 100% the next day.

I think what you're having is actually called a Shirley Temple. And even if not, I just called you Shirley

[joejlitz]

On my 3rd Vodka Sprite right now. Here's to not remembering this post either!

I miss being young enough to drink on work nights and still be 100% the next day.

I think what you're having is actually called a Shirley Temple. And even if not, I just called you Shirley

That's odd because my pledge name in college was "Laverne." I'm not that young. I'm almost 37. And anyway, that's what energy drinks and motrin are for!

[scottaa1]

That's odd because my pledge name in college was "Laverne."

Wasn't it laverne who 'came out of the closet' at the opening theme when she and Joyce Dewitt bumped doors?

Not saying that your college nickname is anything related.

[Dan Lambskin]

On my 3rd Vodka Sprite right now. Here's to not remembering this post either!

I miss being young enough to drink on work nights and still be 100% the next day.

I think what you're having is actually called a Shirley Temple. And even if not, I just called you Shirley

i'm only 30 and have a tough time with it, although i'm talking like a 6-10 drink, get in at 12-2AM, get up at 6 AM type work night

[joejlitz]

That's odd because my pledge name in college was "Laverne."

Wasn't it laverne who 'came out of the closet' at the opening theme when she and Joyce Dewitt bumped doors?

Not saying that your college nickname is anything related.

Is bumping doors anything like bumping uglys? I don't know what you are saying.

Dan - increase the quality of your liquor. The better the quality, the weaker the hangover.

[joejlitz]

That's odd because my pledge name in college was "Laverne."

Wasn't it laverne who 'came out of the closet' at the opening theme when she and Joyce Dewitt bumped doors?

Not saying that your college nickname is anything related.

Is bumping doors anything like bumping uglys? I don't know what you are saying.

Dan - increase the quality of your liquor. The better the quality, the weaker the hangover.

EDIT: Totallt wanted to start my
Zach Miller or Pierre Garcon article tonight. DON'T THINK iT's GONNA HAPPEN!

I Love me some liquor!

[scottaa1]

i'm only 30 and have a tough time with it, although i'm talking like a 6-10 drink, get in at 12-2AM, get up at 6 AM type work night

yeah and I'm talking about a six pack of coors light between 5:30 and 9:30 and asleep by 11... 10 drinks and home at 1AM means 1) I better be gettin some, and 2) probly taking the morning off (to get more of same), and then sleep off the 10 drinks.