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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:08 am

joejlitz wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:
joejlitz wrote:That's odd because my pledge name in college was "Laverne."


Wasn't it laverne who 'came out of the closet' at the opening theme when she and Joyce Dewitt bumped doors?

Not saying that your college nickname is anything related. :-?

Is bumping doors anything like bumping uglys? I don't know what you are saying. :-S :-)

Dan - increase the quality of your liquor. The better the quality, the weaker the hangover.


yeah like i can afford to slam back 10 Ketel and/or Sapphire and tonics on a weeknight
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby joejlitz » Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:04 am

I'm not saying go get Kettle 1. Just get off the 40 bottles. ;-)

My head hurts today. A lot. :-{
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:42 pm

joejlitz wrote:I'm not saying go get Kettle 1. Just get off the 40 bottles. ;-)

My head hurts today. A lot. :-{


i definately cant rock the High Life on a weeknight anymore
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:55 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
joejlitz wrote:I'm not saying go get Kettle 1. Just get off the 40 bottles. ;-)

My head hurts today. A lot. :-{


i definately cant rock the High Life on a weeknight anymore

you should not be drinking that junk on any night. %-6
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:14 pm

Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
joejlitz wrote:I'm not saying go get Kettle 1. Just get off the 40 bottles. ;-)

My head hurts today. A lot. :-{


i definately cant rock the High Life on a weeknight anymore

you should not be drinking that junk on any night. %-6


i like to slum it once in awhile


PBR is another fave...there's a bar in Detroit that has it on tap. the bartender said he was in Boston and he ordered a PBR and they looked at him like he was nuts...he pointed to the tap and they said "oh you mean Ribbon"...stupid Boston
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:16 am

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i definately cant rock the High Life on a weeknight anymore

you should not be drinking that junk on any night. %-6


i like to slum it once in awhile


PBR is another fave...there's a bar in Detroit that has it on tap. the bartender said he was in Boston and he ordered a PBR and they looked at him like he was nuts...he pointed to the tap and they said "oh you mean Ribbon"...stupid Boston


That's not slumming it...I don't know what that is, but that's not slumming it. :-b

I drink the PBR too, lots of places have it on tap here. I get Hamms all the time too, and Oly, and Rainer. The High Life just tastes like ass...like toilet water filtered through a garbage can lid. Honestly, if I was at a buddies house and all he had was the High Life, I'm not drinking....okay I might try one, but then I'm off to the store for something halfway decent. :-b
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:31 am

It is HOT today... I think I'm gunna stay cool by drinking B-)
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby Metroid » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:56 am

hungover...but it was well worth it....WELL worth it.
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby stomperrob » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:36 am

Metroid wrote:hungover...but it was well worth it....WELL worth it.


You college kids! ;-) :-b
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Re: I'M DRUNK SUCKAZ!!!

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:39 pm

i'm wearing a dirty tank top with beer spilled on it... am I livin the high life?? it's so nice out today I might just have to drink.
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