Practice suspended in Oakland

[APAP]

Not sure if this should be here or General Talk, but:

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

[moonhead]

these never get old.

[flotsamnjetsam]

There was a 10 year old boy in Oakland who recently had to choose whether he wanted to stay with his Mom or his Dad. The boy told the judge that he wanted to stay with the Oakland Raiders because they never beat anyone.

[confused_jake]

There was a 10 year old boy in Oakland who recently had to choose whether he wanted to stay with his Mom or his Dad. The boy told the judge that he wanted to stay with the Oakland Raiders because they never beat anyone.

LOL! I had heard the one APAP posted but not that one.

[knapplc]

There was a 10 year old boy in Oakland who recently had to choose whether he wanted to stay with his Mom or his Dad. The boy told the judge that he wanted to stay with the Oakland Raiders because they never beat anyone.

LOL! I had heard the one APAP posted but not that one.

Ah, the joys of youth! Everything is so fresh and new. Not so for us old codgers. We've heard all these before - most of them decades before.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go clean my dentures...

[maddog60]

Not sure if this should be here or General Talk, but:

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

You need to update the joke. Art Shell got fired.

[Munboy]

Not sure if this should be here or General Talk, but:

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

You need to update the joke. Art Shell got fired.

Yea, he's only a year behind every one else. That happened last year.....shhh, nobody tell him that the Colts won the superbowl!