JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

[beanoX3]

I wonder if these competitive eaters take a laxative afterwards or just sit and digest all that.

[joelamosobadiah]

Kobayashi needs to get back healthy. I want to see him back on the field. My fantasy team is taking a huge hit without him competing for me.

[Metroid]

So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

Linkage...

[The_Captain]

So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

Linkage...

His pee is going to stink up something fierce.....

[Metroid]

So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

Linkage...

His pee is going to stink up something fierce.....

Yeah it will...for like a week!

The porta-pottys at the festival are awful...I've been to alot of events, games, crappy bars, dingy gas station restrooms, and whatnot and have never smelled anything as bad as those.

[The_Captain]

So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

Linkage...

His pee is going to stink up something fierce.....

Yeah it will...for like a week!

The porta-pottys at the festival are awful...I've been to alot of events, games, crappy bars, dingy gas station restrooms, and whatnot and have never smelled anything as bad as those.

I can't imagine the wretched reeking which comes forth from one of those...I'd hurk before doing my duty in one of those.

[Metroid]

I can't imagine the wretched reeking which comes forth from one of those...I'd hurk before doing my duty in one of those.

Yeah you have to not breath through your nose and only your mouth if at all....which sucks too because you can kinda taste it.

[Canucks_Fantasy]

You went to an asparagus festival?...

Why...

EDIT: just read the article, didn't know so many people liked asparagus...

[Metroid]

You went to an asparagus festival?...

Why...

EDIT: just read the article, didn't know so many people liked asparagus...

Asparagus is awesome! Yeah a LOT of people like asparagus...it's a huge cash crop here in the San Joaquin Valley.

[The_Captain]

You went to an asparagus festival?...

Why...

EDIT: just read the article, didn't know so many people liked asparagus...

Asparagus is awesome! Yeah a LOT of people like asparagus...it's a huge cash crop here in the San Joaquin Valley.

Asparagus is a good vegetable and very good for you - although is does make your pee smell really bad, which we've already established.....