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Postby beanoX3 » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:05 am

I wonder if these competitive eaters take a laxative afterwards or just sit and digest all that. :-? :-b
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:21 am

Kobayashi needs to get back healthy. I want to see him back on the field. My fantasy team is taking a huge hit without him competing for me.
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby Metroid » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:03 am

So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby The_Captain » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:37 am

Metroid wrote:So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

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His pee is going to stink up something fierce..... :-*
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby Metroid » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:09 pm

The_Captain wrote:
Metroid wrote:So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

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His pee is going to stink up something fierce..... :-*

Yeah it will...for like a week! %-6

The porta-pottys at the festival are awful...I've been to alot of events, games, crappy bars, dingy gas station restrooms, and whatnot and have never smelled anything as bad as those. :-P :-t
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby The_Captain » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:13 pm

Metroid wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
Metroid wrote:So Joey Chestnut won the deep fried asparagus eating contest again this year at the 23rd annual Asparagus Festival right here in Stockton CA. He scarfed down 8.8 pounds of the fried goodness in 10 minutes beating his 2007 record of 8.6 and the 2nd place finisher by 1.7 pounds.

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His pee is going to stink up something fierce..... :-*

Yeah it will...for like a week! %-6

The porta-pottys at the festival are awful...I've been to alot of events, games, crappy bars, dingy gas station restrooms, and whatnot and have never smelled anything as bad as those. :-P :-t


I can't imagine the wretched reeking which comes forth from one of those...I'd hurk before doing my duty in one of those.
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby Metroid » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:23 pm

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I can't imagine the wretched reeking which comes forth from one of those...I'd hurk before doing my duty in one of those.

Yeah you have to not breath through your nose and only your mouth if at all....which sucks too because you can kinda taste it. :-{
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:25 pm

You went to an asparagus festival?...

Why...

EDIT: just read the article, didn't know so many people liked asparagus... :-*
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby Metroid » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:42 pm

Canucks_Fantasy wrote:You went to an asparagus festival?...

Why...

EDIT: just read the article, didn't know so many people liked asparagus... :-*

Asparagus is awesome! Yeah a LOT of people like asparagus...it's a huge cash crop here in the San Joaquin Valley. ;-D
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Re: JOOOOOOOOEEEYYY CHESTNUT!!!!!

Postby The_Captain » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:50 pm

Metroid wrote:
Canucks_Fantasy wrote:You went to an asparagus festival?...

Why...

EDIT: just read the article, didn't know so many people liked asparagus... :-*

Asparagus is awesome! Yeah a LOT of people like asparagus...it's a huge cash crop here in the San Joaquin Valley. ;-D


Asparagus is a good vegetable and very good for you - although is does make your pee smell really bad, which we've already established.....
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