Listen to me. Listen to me and I mean right now.
Why? Because I am never wrong. That's why.
Let's get one thing straight. Right here, right now, people.
I'm here solely for your benefit.
Understand? DO you understand me?
Here are your super sleeper picks for this weekend and you damn well better use them because I am never wrong.
That's 100% correct all the time for you morons that need it spelled out.
Guaranteed. You with me?
OK then. Do this:
QB: Marc Bulger - St Louis. True, he's only filling in for Kurt Warner (and his wife), but I have a feeling this just may be his week at home vs the mighty Packer secondary. Pencil Marc in for a couple of passes and a score.
RB: Priest Holmes - KC. Monday Night Football. AT Oakland? Well THAT'S why they're called sleepers, you idiots. Count on some yardage from Priest in spite of the matchup.
WR: Randy Moss - Minn. Despite the fact that Culpepper's back for this game after 2 weeks rest, and the Vikes are at home, I say you can rely on Randy. A TD is not out of the question!
TE: Jeremy Shockey - NYG. The Giants are down on their luck right now. But I predict good things for Shockey at home. Even against the powerhouse Eagles.
Just do it and win and if you don't, don't blame me because I told you so.
Last edited by ScreamingWeasel on Sat Oct 18, 2003 7:30 pm, edited 2 times in total.