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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:55 pm

Listen to me. Listen to me and I mean right now.
Why? Because I am never wrong. That's why.

Let's get one thing straight. Right here, right now, people.
I'm here solely for your benefit.
Understand? DO you understand me?

Here are your super sleeper picks for this weekend and you damn well better use them because I am never wrong.
That's 100% correct all the time for you morons that need it spelled out.
Guaranteed. You with me?

OK then. Do this:

QB: Marc Bulger - St Louis. True, he's only filling in for Kurt Warner (and his wife), but I have a feeling this just may be his week at home vs the mighty Packer secondary. Pencil Marc in for a couple of passes and a score.

RB: Priest Holmes - KC. Monday Night Football. AT Oakland? Well THAT'S why they're called sleepers, you idiots. Count on some yardage from Priest in spite of the matchup.

WR: Randy Moss - Minn. Despite the fact that Culpepper's back for this game after 2 weeks rest, and the Vikes are at home, I say you can rely on Randy. A TD is not out of the question!

TE: Jeremy Shockey - NYG. The Giants are down on their luck right now. But I predict good things for Shockey at home. Even against the powerhouse Eagles.

Just do it and win and if you don't, don't blame me because I told you so.
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Postby deftdelivery » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:58 pm

hmmm...I think your picks are too deep of sleepers. I can't see how any one would have Bulger or Holmes on their team. However, I like your pick with Shockey - although relatively unknown, Shockey should put up some good #'s!

Thanks for the super, deep sleeper report!
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Postby mtarail » Sat Oct 18, 2003 7:00 pm

Who are these Holmes and Moss guys? I don't want to take any big risks tomorrow. Next time you pick sleepers, they should at least be people that we've heard of. }:-)
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Postby zombiez » Sat Oct 18, 2003 7:04 pm

lol.....good one weasle.....and Im guessin you are 99% correct every week.....
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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Sat Oct 18, 2003 7:23 pm

Let's just cut the whining, and do it because I said so.
You're gazing in the face of 100% here, buddy.
Consider THAT next time. OhhhKaaaay?
Jeez Louise. Try and help some people ...
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Postby SinCity » Sat Oct 18, 2003 7:48 pm

I don't listen to free advice. *plugs my ears* na, na, na.

My week 7 Starters
QB kurt kitner
RB Emmitt Smith
RB Bettis
WR Boldin
WR Aaron Boone
TE Keith Jackson

I can't lose with this lineup.
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Sat Oct 18, 2003 7:52 pm

Thanks soo much for the help. I was leaning towards benching both Moss and Holmes, but now you have given me the courage to start them.....LOL.....those are some really bold predictions... ;-D B-)
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Postby ScreamingWeasel » Sun Oct 19, 2003 6:49 am

M_Zimm wrote:Thanks soo much for the help. I was leaning towards benching both Moss and Holmes, but now you have given me the courage to start them ...

OK. That's better.
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Postby mikey » Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:09 am

If only I could get Shockey and Moss. Somehow someone in my league already got these sleepers.

Wonder how they heard about them?
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Postby moochman » Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:42 am

Thanks Wease-Wiz, after reading your bold predictions I grabbed Holmes from the F/A list and will start him at my flex position! Of course that means I have to bench L.T.-LaBrandon Toefield, so you'd better be 110% correct. Do you have any advice about kickers? I'm starting the 9ers Chandler...
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