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Postby knapplc » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:10 am

It's tough being a bus driver, what with traffic screaming all around you, pedestrians to hunt for, and crazy passengers who never seem to have the correct change. So it's quite understandable that this driver took the steps he took - or is it?

"Too sexy for my bus", German woman told

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported on Monday.

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The offended woman looking.... offended.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby treat24 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:10 am

LOL, now can you find a pic of her "distracting" cleavage for me :-D
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby knapplc » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:23 am

treat24 wrote:LOL, now can you find a pic of her "distracting" cleavage for me :-D

Yeah, I'm really quite disappointed with that photograph. From a journalistic standpoint it's a joke - the article is about her cleavage, but you can't see her cleavage. As a concerned citizen and reader of the news I feel that I have a right to know just how distracting her cleavage is. :-B
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby sox 06 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:26 am

:-b Man that is a great story. I think it's a little ridiculous, but if the driver was distracted that put a lot of people in danger so it's a good thing that he did what he thought he had to do.
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby moonhead » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:27 am

seriously, where's the boobs?
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby Madison » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:25 pm

was humiliated by the bus driver


Humiliated? Here in the states she'd be bragging about it. "My chest is so awesome the bus driver almost had a wreck!".

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If he was seriously distracted, having her move to another seat makes sense. He may wish to switch jobs if he's easily distracted though. :-D
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby Plindsey88 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:36 pm

If her cleavage was threatening to cause wrecks, I can only image what a danger that schnoz must have been...
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby moonhead » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:38 pm

Plindsey88 wrote:If her cleavage was threatening to cause wrecks, I can only image what a danger that schnoz must have been...

eh, i'd do her.
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby Plindsey88 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:42 pm

moonhead wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:If her cleavage was threatening to cause wrecks, I can only image what a danger that schnoz must have been...

eh, i'd do her.



Moon, I'm beginning to think you should just jump in when we come across one you WOULDN'T do... They seem to be few and far between...
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Re: Too Sexy For The Bus

Postby moonhead » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:14 pm

Plindsey88 wrote:
moonhead wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:If her cleavage was threatening to cause wrecks, I can only image what a danger that schnoz must have been...

eh, i'd do her.



Moon, I'm beginning to think you should just jump in when we come across one you WOULDN'T do... They seem to be few and far between...

you saying you wouldn't?
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