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Re: Man's best friend

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:51 pm

urbanbreez wrote:I was at the zoo yesterday and this very large chimp was having a feast on his own giant mound of turd right in front of the viewing area. It was fantastic. Small children were crying, adults were running and screaming -- I... was lol'n at the whole thing.


And I'm LOL'ing right now! :-b



There ain't nuthing like dog-breath after they dine on a stinky old dog turd. %-6
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Re: Man's best friend

Postby stomperrob » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:25 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! 8-o :-o

Appears my female got pregnant after an unintended breeding with my male. I was hoping it didn't take, but she is showing all the signs now. Didn't really wanna have puppies right now. Hope everything goes well - puppies should arrive around Jan 27. Will post pics after the pups arrive.

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Re: Man's best friend

Postby Guru13 » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:37 pm

You wanna give me one for free? :-D
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Re: Man's best friend

Postby urbanbreez » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:50 pm

Oh, and in case you thought I was full of "it"... *drumroll please* here he is. Notice the large pile of excrement in his hand? That aint his designated food ration.

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Re: Man's best friend

Postby Metroid » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:39 pm

Large chimp? That's a gorilla dude. :-b
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Re: Man's best friend

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:46 pm

There's also a large pile of doo behind your large chimp.
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Re: Man's best friend

Postby urbanbreez » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:35 pm

Metroid wrote:Large chimp? That's a gorilla dude. :-b

Whatever, Crocdile Hunter II. He's eating poo, that's all I know. :-b
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Re: Man's best friend

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:20 pm

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Re: Man's best friend

Postby Metroid » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:38 pm

urbanbreez wrote:
Metroid wrote:Large chimp? That's a gorilla dude. :-b

Whatever, Crocdile Hunter II. He's eating poo, that's all I know. :-b

Crocodile Hunter II? haha. :-b

Seriously though, you really don't know the difference between a chimpanzee and a gorilla? :-?

Chimp: kinda cute and cuddly. :-)
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Gorilla: Huge, scary as hell, poo eaters. :-b
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Maybe you should spend a little more time reading the signs on the enclosures. :-B
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Re: Man's best friend

Postby stomperrob » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:52 am

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:You wanna give me one for free? :-D


If I didn't need the money for those Christmas bills, I'd send ya one for some draft picks in our leagues, lol!
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