Man's best friend

[Nfl Fan]

I was at the zoo yesterday and this very large chimp was having a feast on his own giant mound of turd right in front of the viewing area. It was fantastic. Small children were crying, adults were running and screaming -- I... was lol'n at the whole thing.

And I'm LOL'ing right now!



There ain't nuthing like dog-breath after they dine on a stinky old dog turd.

[stomperrob]

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

Appears my female got pregnant after an unintended breeding with my male. I was hoping it didn't take, but she is showing all the signs now. Didn't really wanna have puppies right now. Hope everything goes well - puppies should arrive around Jan 27. Will post pics after the pups arrive.

[Guru13]

You wanna give me one for free?

[urbanbreez]

Oh, and in case you thought I was full of "it"... *drumroll please* here he is. Notice the large pile of excrement in his hand? That aint his designated food ration.

[Metroid]

Large chimp? That's a gorilla dude.

[The Artful Dodger]

There's also a large pile of doo behind your large chimp.

[urbanbreez]

Large chimp? That's a gorilla dude.

Whatever, Crocdile Hunter II. He's eating poo, that's all I know.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Protein.

[Metroid]

Large chimp? That's a gorilla dude.

Whatever, Crocdile Hunter II. He's eating poo, that's all I know.

Crocodile Hunter II? haha.

Seriously though, you really don't know the difference between a chimpanzee and a gorilla?

Chimp: kinda cute and cuddly.


Gorilla: Huge, scary as hell, poo eaters.



Maybe you should spend a little more time reading the signs on the enclosures.

[stomperrob]

You wanna give me one for free?

If I didn't need the money for those Christmas bills, I'd send ya one for some draft picks in our leagues, lol!