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Postby firesword » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:53 pm

Some headlines I found on the Tonight Show website. If you have anymore please post, I can't get enough of 'em.

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More to come... I will make a whole new post (not topic) though.
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby TN_Titans_05 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:04 pm

The old guy 4th of July one and the last one are priceless... :-b
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:08 pm

I liked the one where the local officals couldn't figure out why the fish died after draining the lake.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby TN_Titans_05 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:13 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:I liked the one where the local officals couldn't figure out why the fish died after draining the lake.


Well that was the last one when I posted and then Fire edited the post to add more. So I agree :-)
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby PMoneyTKE » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:20 pm

Here's one of my favs :-b ;-D

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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby firesword » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:22 pm

:-b ^^^ Walmart.... one of the finer things in life
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby treat24 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:25 pm

PMoneyTKE wrote:Here's one of my favs :-b ;-D

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dude that is hilarious!!! :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:42 pm

My father laughs himself senseless over Jay's "Headlines". I'm not a big Jay Leno fan, but the "Headlines" are good.....
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:50 pm

firesword wrote:Some headlines I found on the Tonight Show website. If you have anymore please post, I can't get enough of 'em.

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More to come... I will make a whole new post (not topic) though.


wonder how many cheapskates opt for the "chicken"
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Re: Jay Leno - "Headlines"

Postby Bravos of Steel » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:45 pm

Sometimes these are the only reason why I watch Leno :-b
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