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Postby firesword » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:53 pm

Some headlines I found on the Tonight Show website. If you have anymore please post, I can't get enough of 'em.

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More to come... I will make a whole new post (not topic) though.
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:04 pm

The old guy 4th of July one and the last one are priceless... :-b
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Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:08 pm

I liked the one where the local officals couldn't figure out why the fish died after draining the lake.
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:13 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:I liked the one where the local officals couldn't figure out why the fish died after draining the lake.


Well that was the last one when I posted and then Fire edited the post to add more. So I agree :-)
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Postby PMoneyTKE » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:20 pm

Here's one of my favs :-b ;-D

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Postby firesword » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:22 pm

:-b ^^^ Walmart.... one of the finer things in life
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Postby treat24 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:25 pm

PMoneyTKE wrote:Here's one of my favs :-b ;-D

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dude that is hilarious!!! :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:42 pm

My father laughs himself senseless over Jay's "Headlines". I'm not a big Jay Leno fan, but the "Headlines" are good.....
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:50 pm

firesword wrote:Some headlines I found on the Tonight Show website. If you have anymore please post, I can't get enough of 'em.

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More to come... I will make a whole new post (not topic) though.


wonder how many cheapskates opt for the "chicken"
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Postby Bravos of Steel » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:45 pm

Sometimes these are the only reason why I watch Leno :-b
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